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    #16
    Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
    Who is the Chelsea player with the blond afro?
    Erm, it's William Gallas. Like I say, more accurate than the real thing.
    White liquid in a bottle = Milk

    Purslow = C*nt

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      #17
      Originally posted by Dhavlos View Post
      Erm, it's William Gallas. Like I say, more accurate than the real thing.
      Oh yes, I remember Gallas sporting that hairstyle. Here's a close-up of him:

      .
      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



      May the Lord bless this post.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        Oh yes, I remember Gallas sporting that hairstyle. Here's a close-up of him:

        White liquid in a bottle = Milk

        Purslow = C*nt

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          #19
          Originally posted by Maestro View Post
          As much as that would be sweet, I really want Valencia to take care of business tonight.
          My ideal SF lineup would be Roma v Bayern and Valencia v LFC
          with us beating Munich scum in the Final 3-0 with Robbie coming off the bench to get the last goal to seal a 3-0 rout in the 90th minute and then making a SIX fingered salute to us in the stands!



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            #20
            I'd rather had the peno and Cech being sent off. Jose needs to quit his moaning

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              #21
              The problem with data animated images is that they just guess the speed the ball have and how quick the player moves so they can only guess the position of the ball and the player.
              Just believe and you never know what will happen.

              According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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                #22
                Originally posted by AFII View Post
                The problem with data animated images is that they just guess the speed the ball have and how quick the player moves so they can only guess the position of the ball and the player.
                Apparently, for it to be anywhere near accurate, you need precise locations of cameras and the angles they are pointing at and you need to measure all the pitch markings, the position of the goal etc. Laser measurements apparently. So it's hardly something Sky could knock up in a couple of hours if they wanted it to be accurate, and I can't see them ringing Ged Poynton on wednesday morning asking him to open the doors so they could go take measurements of the goal lines etc. Even then, it is only an approximation according to this guy who posted on you tube, it can never be 100% correct.
                White liquid in a bottle = Milk

                Purslow = C*nt

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                  #23


                  End of thread.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by wynne1975 View Post


                    End of thread.
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                    Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                    Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by wynne1975 View Post


                      End of thread.
                      HELL YEAH!!

                      Jose
                      I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best, isn't very nice

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                        #26
                        For the LAST TIME

                        I sit in seat C9 of the paddock, this looks right along the Kop goal line

                        Yes the ball crossed the line "for sure"

                        The referee also said after the game

                        " I have worked with (name of linesman) before, that is why I asked for him for this game, he is a heart surgeon, and as heart surgeons tend to make few mistakes, when he indicated that the ball had crossed the line, that was good enough for me"


                        further on he says
                        "And anyway, would Mr Mouhrinio prefered a penalty and his goalkeeper dismissed?"

                        The Defence rests its case
                        Lawrenson:"Well thats 3 good chances they have had in the first 3 minutes of this half"

                        Motson:"" Yes Mark, you could almost say that they have had 3 chances in as many minutes"

                        Lawrenson: Errr I thought I just did say that, John"

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Dhavlos View Post
                          Sorry mate - I'm not buying that. Real video footage of the actual incident? Everyone knows Sky's virtual simulation is far more accurate than the real thing.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Dhavlos View Post


                            I refer you, once again, to Sky's much-more-accurate-than-the-real-thing simulation.

                            Looks like ISS on the SNES!

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                              #29
                              he's traumatised by the power of Anfield god love him. I would say Abramovich is pure raged too seeing how LFC fans behave and then looks at his own sorry bunch of thugs and flybynights. Bless. Bet he's keeking it right enough though, needs a win at Mestalla tonight (v difficult as we already know) then he faces us again. Ha!
                              LFC - the footballing Phoenix. Watch us rise.

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                                #30
                                It's nice to know we still scare him/them even after 2 years

                                Lawrenson:"Well thats 3 good chances they have had in the first 3 minutes of this half"

                                Motson:"" Yes Mark, you could almost say that they have had 3 chances in as many minutes"

                                Lawrenson: Errr I thought I just did say that, John"

                                Voronin Fan club member #438

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