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    **** off
    Chelsea FC
    You ain't got no history
    5 European Cups
    18 Leagues
    That's what I call history
    We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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      let's do it!
      "Our legacy begets an excellence that surpasses the particulars of who produces it." -- David Carr

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        We are outsinging the Chav fans nice one, better start by us too
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          Good pressure on the ball followed by a loose ball from Mascherano that goes straight to Drogba, who gets crowded out
          We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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            What a save
            We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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              What a save!

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                great save by Reina bit of nerves from us
                Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                  Come on lads, get some passes together!

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                    We got lucky there, Poor ball from Riise but Drogba couldn't find Joe Cole
                    We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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                      that's two bad back passes now... forward lads!
                      "Our legacy begets an excellence that surpasses the particulars of who produces it." -- David Carr

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                        We've been pretty fecking average so far. Our time will come.

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                          A bit nervy at the moment.

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                            BIT Nervy? I'm ****ting bricks.
                            Switch off when not in use.

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                              we look shakey at the back at the mo!! Especially Riise!!!!

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                                Reina again manages to put drogba off just enough
                                We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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