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    Originally posted by Maestro View Post
    Hey, don't knock it - it works!
    yes, I cant argue with that
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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      Originally posted by rhys1989 View Post
      question:

      'IF' we win number 6, does the number on this badge change, or does it stay as 5????
      and why would it stay at 5?
      Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
      'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

      "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

      * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          What does AIG stand for on the filths shirt?

          Almost In Greece.
          Babel fanclub member # 4!!!

          **** OFF MOURINHO!!!!!!:whatever:

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            Originally posted by kurtangle01 View Post
            Almost In Greece.
            Almost is to strongly put.

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              This thread was done about 3 hours ago already.

              Is that a Kurtangle!!

              I've a picture of the shirt but dunno how to post it!!

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                Originally posted by King Kenny 07 View Post
                This thread was done about 3 hours ago already.

                Is that a Kurtangle!!

                I've a picture of the shirt but dunno how to post it!!
                Just on line now so haven't seen it.
                Babel fanclub member # 4!!!

                **** OFF MOURINHO!!!!!!:whatever:

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                  Originally posted by kurtangle01 View Post
                  Just on line now so haven't seen it.


                  Fair enough.

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                      From today's Independent.

                      Man U's player ratings.

                      Manchester United

                      Edwin Van Der Sar 7

                      Totally exposed. Must have felt he was playing behind the defence of Fred Karno's Army.

                      John O'Shea 5

                      United's best defender, but that is to damn with very faint praise. Crossing not up to scratch.

                      Wes Brown 4

                      Had begun to put together a good run of form, until last night. Never looked comfortable.

                      Nemanja Vidic 3

                      Rusty. It was not just a risk to throw him in, it was a mistake. At fault for second goal.

                      Gabriel Heinze 2

                      Nightmare for second goal, emblematic of a poor performance despite being in usual role.

                      Darren Fletcher 4

                      Lost Seedorf for opening goal. Missed best chance on hour. Still to convince at this level.

                      Paul Scholes 7

                      Worked hard, never shirked a tackle despite being on a card, but unable to find spark.

                      Michael Carrick 4

                      This was the old Carrick. Unfortunately. Failed to dictate play, or move ball at pace.

                      Cristiano Ronaldo 5

                      Disappointing. By fair means or foul, was never allowed to get into stride. Booked.

                      Wayne Rooney 6

                      Barely saw the ball in the first half. Creative in second when he did but lacked support.

                      Ryan Giggs 4

                      Had United's shot on target in first hour, but it was weak. Quiet by recent standards.

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                        Ronaldo thought it stood for 'AM I GAY'...
                        There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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                          hahahahahah

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                            18-5-7-8-3

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                              That'll be Another Italian Goal then...

                              Also, have you heard that Wayne Rooney and Colleen are going to appear on that ITV show where they're trying to find the next Danny and Sandy?

                              It's the only way that Wayne gets to be in Grease.
                              Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
                              John Updike

                              My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
                              George Gillett

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                                I think Van der Sar's shirt stood for
                                Abominable In Goal

                                Carrick's
                                Anyone Intercepting Gattuso?

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