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    #346
    Originally posted by kurtangle01 View Post
    What a laughably written piece of attention seeking ****e.

    What do people get out of trying to pretend they know some "inside info"?

    These kind of people are either mentallyinsane or 14 years old.

    no chance of you getting Angled on this thread then
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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      #347
      I heard he's resigning on Tuesday.


      So when it doesn't happen on Monday, you know why.

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        #348
        Monday is going to be interesting on here. I feel a couple of kangaroo courts coming on.

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          #349
          Originally posted by Red_Al_77 View Post
          Monday is going to be interesting on here. I feel a couple of kangaroo courts coming on.
          I could not dig, I dared not rob:
          Therefore I lied to please the mob.
          Now all my lies are proved untrue
          And I must face the men I slew.
          What tale shall serve me here among
          Mine angry and defrauded young?

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            #350
            She's a witch!

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              #351
              It's been put back to Wednesday now.

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                #352
                Originally posted by Red_Al_77 View Post
                She's a witch!
                CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch!
                A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn
                her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A
                witch! A witch! A witch!
                VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
                CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
                BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
                VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
                CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
                BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
                WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
                BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
                WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
                CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
                WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
                BEDEVERE: Well?
                VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
                BEDEVERE: The nose?
                VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
                VILLAGER #2: Yeah!
                CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
                BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
                VILLAGER #1: No!
                VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.
                VILLAGER #2: No.
                VILLAGER #1: No.
                VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
                VILLAGER #1: Yes.
                VILLAGER #2: Yes.
                VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
                VILLAGER #3: A bit.
                VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
                VILLAGER #3: A bit.
                VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
                RANDOM: [cough]
                BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
                VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
                BEDEVERE: A newt?
                VILLAGER #3: I got better.
                VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
                VILLAGER #1: Burn!
                CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
                BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
                she is a witch.
                VILLAGER #1: Are there?
                VILLAGER #2: Ah?
                VILLAGER #1: What are they?
                CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
                BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
                VILLAGER #2: Burn!
                VILLAGER #1: Burn!
                CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
                BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
                VILLAGER #1: More witches!
                VILLAGER #3: Shh!
                VILLAGER #2: Wood!
                BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
                [pause]
                VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
                BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.
                CROWD: Oh yeah. Oh.
                BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
                VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
                BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
                VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
                RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
                BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
                VILLAGER #1: No. No.
                VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
                VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
                CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
                BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
                VILLAGER #1: Bread!
                VILLAGER #2: Apples!
                VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
                VILLAGER #1: Cider!
                VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
                VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
                VILLAGER #2: Mud!
                VILLAGER #3: Churches! Churches!
                VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
                ARTHUR: A duck!
                CROWD: Oooh.
                BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
                VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
                BEDEVERE: And therefore?
                VILLAGER #2: A witch!
                VILLAGER #1: A witch!
                CROWD: A witch! A witch!...
                VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck.
                [quack quack quack]
                BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales.
                CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her!
                Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
                BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports!
                [whop]
                [clunk]
                [creak]
                CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
                WITCH: It's a fair cop.
                VILLAGER #3: Burn her!
                CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
                I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                Now all my lies are proved untrue
                And I must face the men I slew.
                What tale shall serve me here among
                Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                  #353
                  Originally posted by MrMichael View Post
                  CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch!
                  A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn
                  her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A
                  witch! A witch! A witch!
                  VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
                  CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
                  BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
                  VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
                  CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
                  BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
                  WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
                  BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
                  WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
                  CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
                  WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
                  BEDEVERE: Well?
                  VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
                  BEDEVERE: The nose?
                  VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
                  VILLAGER #2: Yeah!
                  CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
                  BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
                  VILLAGER #1: No!
                  VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.
                  VILLAGER #2: No.
                  VILLAGER #1: No.
                  VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
                  VILLAGER #1: Yes.
                  VILLAGER #2: Yes.
                  VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
                  VILLAGER #3: A bit.
                  VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
                  VILLAGER #3: A bit.
                  VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
                  RANDOM: [cough]
                  BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
                  VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
                  BEDEVERE: A newt?
                  VILLAGER #3: I got better.
                  VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
                  VILLAGER #1: Burn!
                  CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
                  BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
                  she is a witch.
                  VILLAGER #1: Are there?
                  VILLAGER #2: Ah?
                  VILLAGER #1: What are they?
                  CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
                  BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
                  VILLAGER #2: Burn!
                  VILLAGER #1: Burn!
                  CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
                  BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
                  VILLAGER #1: More witches!
                  VILLAGER #3: Shh!
                  VILLAGER #2: Wood!
                  BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
                  [pause]
                  VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
                  BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.
                  CROWD: Oh yeah. Oh.
                  BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
                  VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
                  BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
                  VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
                  RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
                  BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
                  VILLAGER #1: No. No.
                  VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
                  VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
                  CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
                  BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
                  VILLAGER #1: Bread!
                  VILLAGER #2: Apples!
                  VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
                  VILLAGER #1: Cider!
                  VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
                  VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
                  VILLAGER #2: Mud!
                  VILLAGER #3: Churches! Churches!
                  VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
                  ARTHUR: A duck!
                  CROWD: Oooh.
                  BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
                  VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
                  BEDEVERE: And therefore?
                  VILLAGER #2: A witch!
                  VILLAGER #1: A witch!
                  CROWD: A witch! A witch!...
                  VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck.
                  [quack quack quack]
                  BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales.
                  CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her!
                  Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
                  BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports!
                  [whop]
                  [clunk]
                  [creak]
                  CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
                  WITCH: It's a fair cop.
                  VILLAGER #3: Burn her!
                  CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
                  how accurate is this information then
                  Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                  'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                  "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                  * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                    #354
                    Someone needs to check Liverpool way. There is a quote on there that Rafa has apparently made today to the press in Valencia. He has said that promises have not been fulfilled and that he's not happy that nothing has been done on the transfer front.

                    This could be the biggest f*ck up in history

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                      #355
                      Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
                      how accurate is this information then
                      My mate, who's mates' dog gets walked by Gerrard's sister's son, just texted me it. FACT!
                      I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                      Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                      Now all my lies are proved untrue
                      And I must face the men I slew.
                      What tale shall serve me here among
                      Mine angry and defrauded young?

                      Comment

                        #356
                        Originally posted by MrMichael View Post
                        My mate, who's mates' dog gets walked by Gerrard's sister's son, just texted me it. FACT!
                        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                          #357
                          Originally posted by Sarb24 View Post
                          Someone needs to check Liverpool way. There is a quote on there that Rafa has apparently made today to the press in Valencia. He has said that promises have not been fulfilled and that he's not happy that nothing has been done on the transfer front.

                          This could be the biggest f*ck up in history
                          Mark, come back, we are sorry
                          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                            #358
                            It's alright, lads. Souness is lined up to make a return. Dean Saunders as his assistant.

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                              #359
                              Originally posted by Sarb24 View Post
                              Someone needs to check Liverpool way. There is a quote on there that Rafa has apparently made today to the press in Valencia. He has said that promises have not been fulfilled and that he's not happy that nothing has been done on the transfer front.

                              This could be the biggest f*ck up in history
                              is this quote available online?
                              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                                #360
                                Originally posted by Redlife View Post
                                It's alright, lads. Souness is lined up to make a return. Dean Saunders as his assistant.
                                I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                                Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                                Now all my lies are proved untrue
                                And I must face the men I slew.
                                What tale shall serve me here among
                                Mine angry and defrauded young?

                                Comment

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