Torres Caption Competition

[Mumsafan]

I thought that said a year's subscription to eat

[der_Fuchs]

Torres: 'Do you think Crouch should have started in Athens?'

Rafa: 'Though I never thought we could lose, I've no regrets. If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend, Fernando.'

[Owen20]

torres to rafa ' who is that fat ******* over there standing on a dustbin cart trying to get a picture of us' ?

[cobain]

Rafa: "Finally ... Torres has come back ... To Liverpool ..."
Torres (Coleman voice): "Wha' chu talkin' 'bout bitch?"

[Johnny]

Torres: "Are you praying Rafa?".


Rafa: "Yes,I`m praying Carra doesn`t have a hernia when he sees your poncy haircut!!"

[Imy]

Rafa does his Mr Miyagi impression (from his clothes all the way down to the goatee) to fix Torres son's injured leg.

[spud_gun]

Rafa ' awoooooooooooooooooooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa'

[Rigadon]

Rafa: "The majority of Liverpool supporters are middle class males who are usually of a homosexual persuasion."

Torres: "Bummer."

Rafa: "Exactly."

[dyfswillz]

Rafa: Part one of my summer plan completed - now on to stage 2 - bring on the strippers!!

[loco_law]

Notice how I do it....

If you stand with your back straight, shoulders back, and hold your hands in front of you like so, no one will notice the fact that your "off-season" belly is actually exceeding the maximum tensile strength for the botton on your shirt. I learned that one from Lampard.

[Morph]

Torres to Rafa : What the ****'s that on your face?

[red g]

Torres to Rafa : What the ****'s that on your face?

[rushscored4]

"OK, Señor Benitez, the beard ees because you no buy Montse a new watch last season and she just love the Velcro, si?"

[Sebastian Rooks]

Rafa : "......at last...I asked for a table and they bought me a table!"

Torres: ".......Errrrr.....???"

Rafa : "At least I think so .... your definitely not a lamp shade....no?"

Torres: ".......Errrrrrrrrr???"

[Dero]

Rafa: Lovely Jubley, (turns to Torres) Rodders load up the van I've gotta shift 500,000 'Torres 9' shirts down the market to pay for you.