Torres Caption Competition

[Resu]

Torres: Old Trafford looks smaller than I thought.

[Resu]

"i've got an idea Rafa"

Rafa - "no that's just an i above you head"

Best one so far

[Icon]

Rafa: You **** this up and I'll drive and axe up your arse!

[Kloppster]

Now Nando, just imagine I have a golf club in my hands.....

[Kronenburg1892]

Rafa: The last guy to score 20 goals a season used to do this..... He was a hobbit as well.

[red g]

so rafa what make are our kits?

[red g]

rafa ' its ok fernando, you dont have to protect yourself i am not graham rix'

[Mightycheese]

Rafa : "Harrr Haaarrr me beauty, I'll be wantin' 15 goals this year or yee'll be walking the plank".

[smither]

Torres to Rafa : What the ****'s that on your face?

[jonesie]

Rafa: 'Grow a beard the wife said, it'll look nice the wife said, now look at me, I'm sat here looking like a gay Tony Soprano and, what? Oh alright, smile Fernando, there's a good boy. That's right. Bloody Montse.'

[Lucky]

Rafa warming his hands: " Don't worry Fernando, it's just a simple thing the doctors forgot to check at the medical"

[cobain]

Torres: Old Trafford looks smaller than I thought.

flmao

[PLY]

Way Hey

[LFCman]

LMAO absolute crackers on here. Too many to laugh at.

[certifiable]

Way Hey