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    #31
    Originally posted by carheex View Post
    What does the theme tune to "Jossie's Giants" go like? should be easily adaptable to "Yossi's Giants"??
    We're called Yossi's giants
    Football's just a branch of science
    Hit the ball
    Now score a goal
    We're called Yossi's giants.



    Is there any truth in the rumour that Yossi was the child model who posed for the artwork for these 10p snacks?

    up your bum

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      #32
      Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
      Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

      I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

      Yossi Benayoun
      [Can't think of another tune] - suggestions for this line would be appreciated.
      Benayoun...Benayoun..

      This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!
      Erm...genius...

      You used a whole TWO different words

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        #33
        Originally posted by DJS View Post
        Erm...genius...

        You used a whole TWO different words
        I think she knows that
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #34
          Originally posted by DJS View Post
          Erm...genius...

          You used a whole TWO different words
          Stop being a smart arse and think of the second line then!!!!!
          RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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            #35
            Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
            Stop being a smart arse and think of the second line then!!!!!
            No time for thinking...i'm settling down to watch germany ladies vs some other ladies

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              #36
              Well so far, nobody has been able to string 3 passes together

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                #37
                Originally posted by DJS View Post
                No time for thinking...i'm settling down to watch germany ladies vs some other ladies
                The Norwegian ladies look too butch.

                German ladies....
                Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                  Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

                  I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

                  Yossi Benayoun
                  He plays for Liverpoooooooool
                  Benayoun...Benayoun..

                  This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!
                  How zat?
                  Justice for the 96

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                    #39
                    Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt but we have a chant to perfect!
                    RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by cadmium View Post
                      How zat?
                      Oooh that sounds ok!
                      RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                        #41
                        Is this the 'What did you have for lunch thread'?
                        up your bum

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                          #42
                          We've taken the word count past the three mark

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                            #43
                            99 red balloons
                            We have Yossi Benayoun
                            He can dribble, he can shoot
                            We have Yossi Benayoun

                            One tit for another.

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                              #44
                              Still krauty birds 0, noggie bints 0

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                                Oooh that sounds ok!
                                Nothign else really fits does it?
                                Justice for the 96

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