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is already the chant innit?Originally posted by desertscouser View PostI couldn't be arsed going through the whole thread and reading all the retarded responses
so apologies if this has already been posted
Remember Ronny Rosenthal's tune?
Yossi oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Benayoun Hey!
Superb'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
It was her birthday.
Would I have got married during the football season ?
Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'
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Very good.Originally posted by wiwma View PostTo the tune of 'She Loves You' by the Beatles
We love you Ben-a-youn
We love you Ben-a-youn
and with a face like that
you know you should be glaad
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.
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It's the truth though. He simply isn't a patch on that dreamboat Arbeloa.Originally posted by wiwma View PostBit offensive though surely.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.
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Think you might want to have a listen at some Italian games...Originally posted by reddragon View Posti love that mascherano chant - no other team would have a chant based on the mighty white stripes!"the correct decision would have been a penalty for us a red card for Gattuso and a yellow for Stevie"
LF Clove aka AFII 11/10/07
"i personally hold you and several other gob****es responsible for the chaos this club is in"
Revo on DJS
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To the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats:
He can shoot if he wants to
Yossi will leave your team behind
He can pass real neat, to Torres' feet
in just the nick of time, ooh
Ben-a-youn, Ben-a-youn
his skills will make ya swoon
Ben-a-youn, Ben-a-youn
His hair could use a combWhen a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
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Originally posted by fatistuta View PostTo the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Credance sumthing revival.....
I see an ugly guy arriving,
I see a great big mono brow,
I see a floppy messy hair do,
And a face like the arse of a cow,
Don't go out tonight,
The Israily is a fright,
Youssi Benayoun looks like ****e.




Brilliant mate!
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Originally posted by Red_hot View PostSince he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.
I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..
Yossi Benayoun
[Can't think of another tune] - suggestions for this line would be appreciated.
Benayoun...Benayoun..
This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!
only just seen this...
FFS.
Gay****pig.
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