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    Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
    Yes well I can't think of the second line but when I do that will break it up a bit!!!!

    Anyway, no worse than Torres! Torres! Torres!

    Or Xavier Mascherano! Xavier Mascherano!
    i love that mascherano chant - no other team would have a chant based on the mighty white stripes!
    'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
    It was her birthday.
    Would I have got married during the football season ?
    Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'

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      Originally posted by desertscouser View Post
      I couldn't be arsed going through the whole thread and reading all the retarded responses so apologies if this has already been posted

      Remember Ronny Rosenthal's tune?

      Yossi oh Yossi Yossi
      Oh Yossi Yossi
      Oh Yossi Benayoun Hey!

      Superb
      is already the chant innit?
      'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
      It was her birthday.
      Would I have got married during the football season ?
      Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'

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        Originally posted by wiwma View Post
        To the tune of 'She Loves You' by the Beatles

        We love you Ben-a-youn
        We love you Ben-a-youn
        and with a face like that
        you know you should be glaad
        Very good.
        .
        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



        May the Lord bless this post.

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          Originally posted by wiwma View Post
          To the tune of 'She Loves You' by the Beatles

          We love you Ben-a-youn
          We love you Ben-a-youn
          and with a face like that
          you know you should be glaad
          Superb
          Like blood on iron

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            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            Very good.
            Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
            Superb
            That's the winner - She love you
            "Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch". It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind and that's what life's about. Trouble is these days you never see a dog on the pitch".

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              Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                Well done wiwma, good work mate
                Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                  it's good but unfortunately the rosenthal chant is already a fixture on the Kop
                  'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
                  It was her birthday.
                  Would I have got married during the football season ?
                  Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'

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                    Bit offensive though surely
                    Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                      Originally posted by wiwma View Post
                      Bit offensive though surely
                      It's the truth though. He simply isn't a patch on that dreamboat Arbeloa.
                      .
                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                      May the Lord bless this post.

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                        Originally posted by reddragon View Post
                        i love that mascherano chant - no other team would have a chant based on the mighty white stripes!
                        Think you might want to have a listen at some Italian games...
                        "the correct decision would have been a penalty for us a red card for Gattuso and a yellow for Stevie"

                        LF Clove aka AFII 11/10/07

                        "i personally hold you and several other gob****es responsible for the chaos this club is in"

                        Revo on DJS

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                          To the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats:

                          He can shoot if he wants to

                          Yossi will leave your team behind

                          He can pass real neat, to Torres' feet

                          in just the nick of time, ooh

                          Ben-a-youn, Ben-a-youn

                          his skills will make ya swoon

                          Ben-a-youn, Ben-a-youn

                          His hair could use a comb
                          When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him

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                            Originally posted by reddragon View Post
                            it's good but unfortunately the rosenthal chant is already a fixture on the Kop
                            Is right. I love it, esp. the Hey at the end.

                            But Button Moon is an inspired choice of tune RH, I don't know why everyone is picking on you.

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                              Originally posted by fatistuta View Post
                              To the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Credance sumthing revival.....

                              I see an ugly guy arriving,

                              I see a great big mono brow,

                              I see a floppy messy hair do,

                              And a face like the arse of a cow,



                              Don't go out tonight,

                              The Israily is a fright,

                              Youssi Benayoun looks like ****e.



                              Brilliant mate!

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                                Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                                Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

                                I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

                                Yossi Benayoun
                                [Can't think of another tune] - suggestions for this line would be appreciated.
                                Benayoun...Benayoun..

                                This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!

                                only just seen this... FFS.
                                Gay****pig.

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