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    Voronin back in training!

    After being criticised by the Ukraine national coach Oleg Blokhin for being overweight, Andriy Voronin has been working hard in the gym this week to regain his match fitness...



    Since moving to Liverpool, Andriy has been on a low cholesterol diet devised by the club's new fitness trainer, Pacman Alottoscran, of scouse and chips, jam butties and Cain's mild. Andriy said "Pacman is my inspiration. I am working like the **** every day to get a body like his."

    Club Manager Rafa Benitez commented "Voronin is an intelligent player and every Saturday evening he sit and watch a match on 'Football First' with a bowl of tortilla chips, no? Some days I ask him to sit on the sofa, some days he sit in the armchair and others he sit on the bench but he gives me possibilities and I like to keep him fresh for 'Match of the Day' at 11 o'clock."

    Liverpool FC spokesman Ian Cotton said "**** off".

    There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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    You're really bored aren't you?
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
    (1995)
    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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      #3
      Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
      You're really bored aren't you?
      Yep...

      That picture is in this week's Nuts Magazine - which I borrowed off my sons of course...

      Don't you think it looks like a fat Andriy? He's even got the blond ponytail and LFC shorts!
      There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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