Originally posted by Red_hot
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Can't beat morning sex! 
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The Glove will be furious when he hears about this new man on the scene lolBill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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That's what it costs in Copenhagen...Originally posted by enema of the state View Postfooooooookkkkkkeeeeeennnn eeelllllll
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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You can have sex anytime you want. Howard_LFC put me onto this one. Pop down the butchers for a pound of Liver, the off to boots for some baby oil. Jog on home and place liver on the radiator for 5 mins, apply baby oil and away you go. Depending on how good you are you may cook the liver so will have a snack afterwards.......Thanks for the tip Les!!!!!If I had two lives...I'd give them both to you.Comment
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Originally posted by bogsdollocks View Post
Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.Comment
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Christ too much detail.Originally posted by fredo View Post
Much more exciting in the daylight ... seeing her sweating body sliding against mine.
RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!Comment
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is the winnerOriginally posted by enema of the state View Post
"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
you cant be serious"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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I had sex with a german girl called Helga. I asked her if we could possibly turn the lights off. She said: "Why, you want to do it in tha dark"?
I said: "no, the lightbulb is burning my back.
Man, she was a huge woman...
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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Hehe.Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
I had sex once it was really good...best 30 seconds of my life!"Sir, it's me sir. Jennings sir."Comment
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Originally posted by fredo View Post
Much more exciting in the daylight ... seeing her sweating body sliding against mine. That image has ruined my Christmas.
...you need a good banning for that Fredo
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mate try opening your eyes a little more, that wasn't a woman but merely your post op reflection in the floor to ceiling mirror. come on freda all is not lost, people will accept you in time.Originally posted by fredo View Post
Much more exciting in the daylight ... seeing her sweating body sliding against mine.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar WildeComment
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Ok - I think I told it wrong:
I had sex with a big ugly german woman called Helga. I was lying on top of her and I asked her if we could possibly turn the lights off. She said: "Why, you want to do it in tha dark"?
I said: "no, the lightbulb is burning my back.
Still doesn't work, does it? It was funny way back when...
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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full marks for effort mind.Originally posted by CAD View PostOk - I think I told it wrong:
I had sex with a big ugly german woman called Helga. I was lying on top of her and I asked her if we could possibly turn the lights off. She said: "Why, you want to do it in tha dark"?
I said: "no, the lightbulb is burning my back.
Still doesn't work, does it? It was funny way back when...Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar WildeComment
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