Originally posted by kopdan
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Let alone the fact that he's pals with George W. That alone would send alarm bells ringing in my head. One day he might invade Rafa's house looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Benitez arrested on WMD charge
We can confirm on the 5th March 2008, we obtained a warrant from the local magistrate for the search and detention of a Mr. Rafael Benitez. After a thorough and conclusive search of his premises we discovered a black book which contained hundreds of diagrams that we believe can be used to create enriched uranium and Weapons of Mass Destruction . We cannot further explain the nature of these diagrams but can confirm that they are extremely complex and would require concise evaluation by our highly trained team partical physicists and atomic engineers. The people of Liverpool can rest assured that we have apprehended one of the most feared terrorists in the world.
Merseyside Police confirmed that they a senior figure within Anfield had tipped them off about Mr. Benitez's increasingly bizarre behaviour which included several verbal confrontations with the owners.
A dumbfounded and visbly upset Rafael Benitez was escorted from his house by armed police officers and was heard shouting that he was no terrorist and that they had taken his tactical preparation book for the visit of West Ham.

Well said, And Correct.


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