The 'where are they now?' files

[Shaggy]

It's definitely not been made up by me. I think it's real but that part hasn't been serialised so it's nowhere to be found online. Could be BS, but I think it's legit.

[Saveloy]

I couldnt find it online but I did find a nasty little extract in the mirror where he described playing monopoly with other footballers - first one to shag a girl owned them and they were assigned a monopoly road according to how good looking they were. Then each time another player shagged them they'd pay the owner rent.

[Buzzo]

I couldnt find it online but I did find a nasty little extract in the mirror where he described playing monopoly with other footballers - first one to shag a girl owned them and they were assigned a monopoly road according to how good looking they were. Then each time another player shagged them they'd pay the owner rent.

He seems fairly proud of it all, like we are all going to think how awesome he is because he shags loads of women and doesn't give a ****.

In the couple of extracts I've read he comes across as a bigot and a misogynist.

Reckon he still reads Loaded?

[rudedog]

He seems fairly proud of it all, like we are all going to think how awesome he is because he shags loads of women and doesn't give a ****.

In the couple of extracts I've read he comes across as a bigot and a misogynist.

Reckon he still reads Loaded?

Nah, he just looks at the pictures

[Zapater]

I was thinking Bellamy all over again (which I saw doing the rounds again around a year ago).

[Shaggy]

Alas the Pennant extract isn't true. Pity. Funny though.

[baitman]

Alas the Pennant extract isn't true. Pity. Funny though.

I looked at the twitter link and i see a certain name kept coming up as a likely 'usual suspect'

[Buzzo]

Emre Can started on the bench and came on for last 6 mins in Juve debut.

He might struggle to get a start there.

[Fosterbloke]

Emre Can started on the bench and came on for last 6 mins in Juve debut.

He might struggle to get a start there.

Zero ****s given. In fact I haven't thought about him until I saw your post.

[Exiled_red]

It's still early days, so let's see what happens. Anyway it's not like he'd have been a regular starter here anyway.

[Norbs]

I haven't thought about him until I saw your post.

[brightred]

Emre who?

[peekay]

Iago Aspas linked with Real Madrid

[Norbs]

Good luck to him

[Buzzo]

Daniel Ayala scored a stoppage-time winner as unbeaten Middlesbrough went top of the Championship and ended West Bromwich Albion's recent resurgence.