The 'where are they now?' files

[Buzzo]

On a different note, my missus once, in all serious asked me if penguins were birds or fish.

[Norbs]

On a different note, my missus once, in all serious asked me if penguins were birds or fish.

That's a 5yr old's question

[Saveloy]

On a different note, my missus once, in all serious asked me if penguins were birds or fish.

I once asked my girlfriend (now wife) whether ducks have two legs or four. I was very hungover at the time and I really couldn't work it out. I thought they might 'have one on each corner'

[Norbs]

I once asked my girlfriend (now wife) whether ducks have two legs or four. I was very hungover at the time and I really couldn't work it out. I thought they might 'have one on each corner'

Biggest brain fart I've had as an adult was forgetting how to spell 'Who'. I couldn't Google it because I just couldn't remember how to spell it and kept thinking it began with an 'H'

[Buzzo]

I once asked my girlfriend (now wife) whether ducks have two legs or four. I was very hungover at the time and I really couldn't work it out. I thought they might 'have one on each corner'

Must have been some night out.

It could happen?

Biggest brain fart I've had as an adult was forgetting how to spell 'Who'. I couldn't Google it because I just couldn't remember how to spell it and kept thinking it began with an 'H'

I must have some of these. I think I delete the ones I do/say myself for fear self preservation.

[Shaggy]

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[Buzzo]

Jesus.

ALS/MND is such a frightening illness. Good luck to him as he comes to terms with it.

Ex-Scotland rugby payer Doddie Weir has it, and been dealing with it for the last 12 months, as has Fernando Ricksen (ex Rangers) and it is frightening to see the deterioration but inspiring to see how they deal with it.

[El Diego]

Jesus!!! How long do you think he has?

[El Diego]

I was there for his debut, had real high hopes for him, Hammill and Spearing

[Buzzo]

Jesus!!! How long do you think he has?

I think it can depend, you go from Stephen Hawking who somehow managed to survive for decades, to Joost van der Westhuizen was was given between 2-5 years and managed to live for 6.

[Norbs]

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1041993926238986241

Poor guy. That is a disgusting disease. My brother in law's Mum died of it, it's horrific

[Norbs]

I think it can depend, you go from Stephen Hawking who somehow managed to survive for decades, to Joost van der Westhuizen was was given between 2-5 years and managed to live for 6.

Commonly the latter stages are very scary as the victim starts to lose the ability to swallow and feels like they're choking. Their mind never goes though so they are lucid throughout.

Sarah Ferguson is patron of the MND charity and works pretty tirelessly, at least she used to

[Buzzo]

Commonly the latter stages are very scary as the victim starts to lose the ability to swallow and feels like they're choking. Their mind never goes though so they are lucid throughout.

Sarah Ferguson is patron of the MND charity and works pretty tirelessly, at least she used to

The entire MND journey is a downwards trajectory isn't it? Once you get it there is an inevitability to the end point. It gives me the fear just thinking about it.

I feel for anyone who has the illness or has to witness someone they know or love go through it.

[Fosterbloke]

I'd be arranging a flight to a country where euthanasia is legal way before I got to a stage where basic functions are breaking down.

It's downright disgusting that Governments don't allow the right to die with dignity.

[Shaggy]

Poor ****er

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