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    Originally posted by Paul12 View Post
    Just realised Jordan Ibe is without a club. And once they talked of him and Sterling in the same breath!
    Sadly i was one of them too, but I think I was just trying to convince myself that he would result in a "Sterling who?" moment.

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      Having to sit an exam to secure an Italian passport which would allow him to join Juve

      What if he fails?

      [ame]https://twitter.com/MediaBarcaTimes/status/1306583930313695232[/ame]
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        You just have to slick your hair back and cup yourself. He'll be fine.
        Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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          Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
          Having to sit an exam to secure an Italian passport which would allow him to join Juve

          What if he fails?

          https://twitter.com/MediaBarcaTimes/...83930313695232
          I've clearly missed something here, why does he need an Italian passport? Also how does he qualify for one?
          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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            Originally posted by Venton View Post
            You just have to slick your hair back and cup yourself. He'll be fine.


            Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
            I've clearly missed something here, why does he need an Italian passport? Also how does he qualify for one?
            Absolutely no clue
            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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              Originally posted by Venton View Post
              You just have to slick your hair back and cup yourself. He'll be fine.
              Don't forget the hands:

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                Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                I've clearly missed something here, why does he need an Italian passport? Also how does he qualify for one?
                His wife is an Italian passport holder so qualifies through her, but will need to prove basic language skills and ability to fit into the culture. I'm not sure of the exact rules in Italy but depending on the country it can range from A1 (basic) to B1 (lower intermediate which takes time). Presumably he doesn't speak any (or much) Italian so has probably been on intensive language lessons for the last few weeks you'd back him with your house in front of goal, but with a pen... Not so much.

                Surprised he doesn't have a Spanish passport through naturalisation by now. He's been there for over 5 years.

                The second part, he needs it because Serie A have limits on how many non-EU players you can register each season. So he needs it to be included in the squad.

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                  Needs it to count as home grown. Absolute joke

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                    Originally posted by Zapater View Post
                    His wife is an Italian passport holder so qualifies through her, but will need to prove basic language skills and ability to fit into the culture. I'm not sure of the exact rules in Italy but depending on the country it can range from A1 (basic) to B1 (lower intermediate which takes time). Presumably he doesn't speak any (or much) Italian so has probably been on intensive language lessons for the last few weeks you'd back him with your house in front of goal, but with a pen... Not so much.

                    Surprised he doesn't have a Spanish passport through naturalisation by now. He's been there for over 5 years.

                    The second part, he needs it because Serie A have limits on how many non-EU players you can register each season. So he needs it to be included in the squad.
                    Thanks, I had no idea of any of that
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                      Ah, is that for citizenship? I'm after an Italian passport but didn't see anything about learning Italian. I'd be stuffed, porca madonna.
                      Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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                        Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                        Thanks, I had no idea of any of that
                        He might regret biting Cheilini now

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                          Originally posted by Shaggy View Post

                          What if he fails?

                          Clearly the backpack is full of rolls of money for that eventuality.
                          Hello mert.

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                            Originally posted by Zapater View Post
                            He might regret biting Cheilini now
                            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                              Originally posted by Zapater View Post
                              He might regret biting Cheilini now
                              Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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                                Originally posted by Zapater View Post
                                He might regret biting Cheilini now
                                Aye, he got a taste of Italy there & then!
                                Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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