The 'where are they now?' files
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Stewart Downing has announced his retirement, to be honest I didn't realise he was still playing.The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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Still remember the #AskDowning Q&A on Twitter and he got roasted. Questions like "Are you the first Premier League footballer to be neither-footed?" and "Does your missus now dress as a fullback to avoid you beating her?"... the list went on... it was tremendous
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The internet is so brutal, why would anyone open themselves up to that
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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They did one that followed Downing's... for Jesus Navas with the hashtag #AskJesus... total meltdown. "What do you eat pre-match - five loaves and two fish?"... "How are your hands and feet after that nail incident?", "I know you do miracles but can you do anything with Phil Jones?"...
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Susan Boyle had an album launch with the hashtagThey did one that followed Downing's... for Jesus Navas with the hashtag #AskJesus... total meltdown. "What do you eat pre-match - five loaves and two fish?"... "How are your hands and feet after that nail incident?", "I know you do miracles but can you do anything with Phil Jones?"...
#susanalbumparty
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haha i remember that one. All time blunder"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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They did one that followed Downing's... for Jesus Navas with the hashtag #AskJesus... total meltdown. "What do you eat pre-match - five loaves and two fish?"... "How are your hands and feet after that nail incident?", "I know you do miracles but can you do anything with Phil Jones?"...

They walked into that one. At least it was just jokes about the name and obvious religious links.....poor ol Stewy just copped a battering for being **** though
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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