Or at least I didnt think I was until this season. Unfortunately with the arrival of Fernando Torres my whole concept of sexuality has been turned upside down. I have even told my fiancee that Torres is now om my 5 celebs that i'm allowed to sleep with if I have the good fortune to meet them in my lifetime. She seems perfectly alright with this turn of events, if not overly delighted that I'm now considering engaging in some man-love.
I get a fuzzy feeling in my loins when I watch him play, much along the lines of the feeling I used to get in maths class on a hot day when the overdeveloped Melissa Sanders got a bit sweaty. When I'm daydreaming, the images of Torres scoring goals for LFC now dominate the arena previously occupied by melissa thiureau, jennifer anniston and a young kathleen turner.
I used to scoff at girls who break down and cry when they get to see/meet their boyband idols and so forth, but now I'm beginning to understand where they are coming from.
As Avid Merrion would say, I'd like to bum him.
Is this wrong?
I get a fuzzy feeling in my loins when I watch him play, much along the lines of the feeling I used to get in maths class on a hot day when the overdeveloped Melissa Sanders got a bit sweaty. When I'm daydreaming, the images of Torres scoring goals for LFC now dominate the arena previously occupied by melissa thiureau, jennifer anniston and a young kathleen turner.
I used to scoff at girls who break down and cry when they get to see/meet their boyband idols and so forth, but now I'm beginning to understand where they are coming from.
As Avid Merrion would say, I'd like to bum him.
Is this wrong?
Bo Selecta!!!!
smiley needs to be changed to :torres:
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