I'm not gay...Torres appreciation thread

[Parm]

haha, we all love the guy

[Elvis]

My 8 yr old son said to me the other day: "Dad, sorry, but you're not my dad anymore. Fernando Torres is." Looks like Nando is responsible for all sorts of love.....

[Red_hot]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bNT00khl45s

FLMAO!

[jonesie]

My 8 yr old son said to me the other day: "Dad, sorry, but you're not my dad anymore. Fernando Torres is." Looks like Nando is responsible for all sorts of love.....

That's brilliant!

Becoming serious for a moment, not like me I know, but for me this is the most important stat when it comes to Torres:

http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/LGE/leadsc.html

He's fifth in the scoring charts for the whole of English football (Fleetwood of Forest Green, Ronaldo of some shower from Manchester, McLean of Peterborough and Grant from Aldershot ahead of him) but he is the only one in the top 10 who hasn't taken a penalty this season, so all his goals have had to come from open play, and he hasn't had the easy goals from 12 yards that Ronaldo and Adebayor (his only top class rivals in the list) have had. Amazing.

The only other player in the top 20 who hasn't scored a pen is Yakubu who's 18th with 18 goals.

[Red_hot]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UDu3nZwacbY

This was fun to watch. Music is weird though!

[Marky]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UDu3nZwacbY

This was fun to watch. Music is weird though!

Yeah that's a good one but this is my fave Torres vid

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ikBa5bWdoQs&feature=related

Although all them clips of him in action are in his Athletico days it's still a great video and i love that song. Suits Torres's style of play as well...aggressive, ruthless, penetrating and exciting

The boy is a sensation. I think all Pool fans are madly in love with him.

[Helios Creed]

I've worked out how Torres makes scoring look so easy - he can stop time like the guy in Heroes - then he runs round the defender, starts time again and slots the ball home. Simple, but effective - let's hope the authorities don't rumble him.

[lfcruleus]

I am considering turning for him especially after that 3rd goal last night, ok tbh i was considering turning after the Chelsea goal, i just cant quite make that final step up that particular alley...

[Sarb]

Didn't some people said he'd never be any good over here

Idiots

[Red_hot]

I've worked out how Torres makes scoring look so easy - he can stop time like the guy in Heroes - then he runs round the defender, starts time again and slots the ball home. Simple, but effective - let's hope the authorities don't rumble him.

[lfcruleus]

If Nando is Hiro, I wanna be Ando!

[Vermilion]

http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/2008/03/who-is-the-most.html

The Little Genius is way out in front.

[Lee]

http://timesonline.typepad.com/thega...-the-most.html

The Little Genius is way out in front.

The comments part at the bottom of the page makes for good reading - especially the notes from the non-LFC fans

[Elrond]

Nando can't be Hiro, cause Peter Petrelli whooped his ass in the final episode twice !! Nobody can do that to our Nando !!

He is the whooper, not the whoopee ... haha

[Helios Creed]

Nando can't be Hiro, cause Peter Petrelli whooped his ass in the final episode twice !! Nobody can do that to our Nando !!

He is the whooper, not the whoopee ... haha

Just because Petrelli beat Hiro, doesn't mean he would beat Nando...

I think Stevie loves him too, so you lot stand no chance.

:imagines: we could breed a new dynasty of footballing supermen...