Manc's view of sunday's game

[Marky]

To be fair who can blame the United fans for being extremely confident of beating us on sunday??
You only have to look at there record against us in recents years.

[Tatterdemalion]

My manc boss has given me 50-1 against a Torres hat-trick..

I told her she can pay me over a number of years if she wishes...

[Steve101]

i cant wait, the prize on offer is always so big, the abuse we can hand out is huge. not even thinking about 'we wont win ' stuff. both teams can be unplayable on thier day, and were capable of beating anyone anywhere.

[Parm]

you can understand how the mancs think they will win.

our recent form (in terms of results) against them isnt good

and the **** is in great form at the moment. as an attacking force they are ok (thats as good as i can bring myself to say)

however i think we are good enough to get a result against them. and hope we do. it is about time

a result for us is well overdue. We have been shafted by them over the years, a jammy 1-0 win for us would be superb, really piss those mancs off.

[Johnny]

a result for us is well overdue. We have been shafted by them over the years, a jammy 1-0 win for us would be superb, really piss those mancs off.

They`ve been lucky the last few seasons and they know it.It`s time for a 3-0 win for us to set us up for next yr and hamper their title drive this yr.

[Owen20]

Wouldn't know...

I dont talk to SCUM

Seriously though, it's great that they are worried.

Not often you'll hear a Manc anywhere admit that!

[kop-al-74]

It's simple.Lets just pretend it's a european game!

[bobbyfallon]

i can predict the follwing run of events sunday.

11.00 - wake up with hangover
11.10 - knock one out
11.20 - shower, liverppol shirt on ready for action
11.30 - the full irish breakfast
12.00 - high stool, "pint please tom"
12.10 - get the papers, talk ****e with the boys in the kop section of the local
12.30 - pint
12.50 - pint
1.00 - bookies, torres gerrard first goal, liverpol win 2-0
1.15 - pint
1.30 - kick off. start the sing song to annoy mancs in the pub.
1.45 - pint
2.15 - half time, outside for a smoke and talk more ****e
2.20 - break the seal
2.30 - second half starts, pint
3.00 - its one, its torres
3.05 - smoke and a piss
3.10 - its two, gerrard
3.21 - match over - manc fans leave pub in disgust. sing song really going now
3.30 - smoke, another pint.
3.40 - 6.00 more pints, plenty more talking ****e,
6.05 - taco chip and kebab from abrakadabra
6.10 - start the two min walk home
6.25 - arrive home totally ****ed and proceed to eat like a wild animal
6.45 - tell the girlfriend i had three pints and im just tired.
7.00 - tell girlfriend how beautiful she is etc. (horny now)
7.01 - get told to **** off in no uncertain terms
7.20 - bedtime. tough day.

[Skillz]

i can predict the follwing run of events sunday.

11.00 - wake up with hangover
11.10 - knock one out
11.20 - shower, liverppol shirt on ready for action
11.30 - the full irish breakfast
12.00 - high stool, "pint please tom"
12.10 - get the papers, talk ****e with the boys in the kop section of the local
12.30 - pint
12.50 - pint
1.00 - bookies, torres gerrard first goal, liverpol win 2-0
1.15 - pint
1.30 - kick off. start the sing song to annoy mancs in the pub.
1.45 - pint
2.15 - half time, outside for a smoke and talk more ****e
2.20 - break the seal
2.30 - second half starts, pint
3.00 - its one, its torres
3.05 - smoke and a piss
3.10 - its two, gerrard
3.21 - match over - manc fans leave pub in disgust. sing song really going now
3.30 - smoke, another pint.
3.40 - 6.00 more pints, plenty more talking ****e,
6.05 - taco chip and kebab from abrakadabra
6.10 - start the two min walk home
6.25 - arrive home totally ****ed and proceed to eat like a wild animal
6.45 - tell the girlfriend i had three pints and im just tired.
7.00 - tell girlfriend how beautiful she is etc. (horny now)
7.01 - get told to **** off in no uncertain terms
7.20 - bedtime. tough day.

Classic run down, hope it works out as you said

EDIT: Hope your better half is more understanding and does the right thing

[Owen20]

i can predict the follwing run of events sunday.

11.00 - wake up with hangover
11.10 - knock one out
11.10 AND THREE SECONDs - shower, liverppol shirt on ready for action
11.30 - the full irish breakfast
12.00 - high stool, "pint please tom"
12.10 - get the papers, talk ****e with the boys in the kop section of the local
12.30 - pint
12.50 - pint
1.00 - bookies, torres gerrard first goal, liverpol win 2-0
1.15 - pint
1.30 - kick off. start the sing song to annoy mancs in the pub.
1.45 - pint
2.15 - half time, outside for a smoke and talk more ****e
2.20 - break the seal
2.30 - second half starts, pint
3.00 - its one, its torres
3.05 - smoke and a piss
3.10 - its two, gerrard
3.21 - match over - manc fans leave pub in disgust. sing song really going now
3.30 - smoke, another pint.
3.40 - 6.00 more pints, plenty more talking ****e,
6.05 - taco chip and kebab from abrakadabra
6.10 - start the two min walk home
6.25 - arrive home totally ****ed and proceed to eat like a wild animal
6.45 - tell the girlfriend i had three pints and im just tired.
7.00 - tell girlfriend how beautiful she is etc. (horny now)
7.01 - get told to **** off in no uncertain terms
7.20 - bedtime. tough day.

[bobbyfallon]

three seconds, i wish.

[Owen20]

three seconds, i wish.

[Red Chilli]

i can predict the follwing run of events sunday.

11.00 - wake up with hangover
11.10 - knock one out
11.20 - shower, liverppol shirt on ready for action
11.30 - the full irish breakfast
12.00 - high stool, "pint please tom"
12.10 - get the papers, talk ****e with the boys in the kop section of the local
12.30 - pint
12.50 - pint
1.00 - bookies, torres gerrard first goal, liverpol win 2-0
1.15 - pint
1.30 - kick off. start the sing song to annoy mancs in the pub.
1.45 - pint
2.15 - half time, outside for a smoke and talk more ****e
2.20 - break the seal
2.30 - second half starts, pint
3.00 - its one, its torres
3.05 - smoke and a piss
3.10 - its two, gerrard
3.21 - match over - manc fans leave pub in disgust. sing song really going now
3.30 - smoke, another pint.
3.40 - 6.00 more pints, plenty more talking ****e,
6.05 - taco chip and kebab from abrakadabra
6.10 - start the two min walk home
6.25 - arrive home totally ****ed and proceed to eat like a wild animal
6.45 - tell the girlfriend i had three pints and im just tired.
7.00 - tell girlfriend how beautiful she is etc. (horny now)
7.01 - get told to **** off in no uncertain terms
7.20 - bedtime. tough day.

Smoke and a piss, interesting combination

[Paddy]

Jesus Bobby, Carrickmacross sounds wild.

[The Glove]

i can predict the follwing run of events sunday.

11.00 - wake up with hangover
11.10 - knock one out
11.20 - shower, liverppol shirt on ready for action
11.30 - the full irish breakfast
12.00 - high stool, "pint please tom"
12.10 - get the papers, talk ****e with the boys in the kop section of the local
12.30 - pint
12.50 - pint
1.00 - bookies, torres gerrard first goal, liverpol win 2-0
1.15 - pint
1.30 - kick off. start the sing song to annoy mancs in the pub.
1.45 - pint
2.15 - half time, outside for a smoke and talk more ****e
2.20 - break the seal
2.30 - second half starts, pint
3.00 - its one, its torres
3.05 - smoke and a piss
3.10 - its two, gerrard
3.21 - match over - manc fans leave pub in disgust. sing song really going now
3.30 - smoke, another pint.
3.40 - 6.00 more pints, plenty more talking ****e,
6.05 - taco chip and kebab from abrakadabra
6.10 - start the two min walk home
6.25 - arrive home totally ****ed and proceed to eat like a wild animal
6.45 - tell the girlfriend i had three pints and im just tired.
7.00 - tell girlfriend how beautiful she is etc. (horny now)
7.01 - get told to **** off in no uncertain terms
7.20 - bedtime. tough day.

Now thats just ace.