Liverpool's Torres reveals cloak-and-dagger move

[5aq1b]

I'm hardly qualified to judge that, am i? Apparently they got together a few years back, almost childhood 'sweethearts' or something.

She looks pretty tidy in this pic though...better as a brunette.

Judging by the card in his hand.....Is he flying on Easyjet there????

[Johnny]

I`ve had better than his woman and him.