Is it possible to dislike any club more than manure?

[Neil Young]

Probably for the best.

Indubitably.

[Slinky Skills]

****ing cocksuckers the lot of them. Chelsea rent boys.

[Johnny]

Small time Charlies. Couldn't give the slightest **** about them.

[Marky]

I hate Manchester United Football Club more than anything in this world.

I grew up in an era when they won everything going so that was hard to take. I also despise many of there players over the years, there manager, there arrogance, the way the rules are bent for them, the way they pulled out of the FA Cup a ween of years back to play in some stupid tourno in Brazil or somewhere and most of all there fans - a complete shower of classless, smug cunts, many glory hunting ones as well.

I hate them.

[Johnny]

I hate Manchester United Football Club more than anything in this world.

I grew up in an era when they won everything going so that was hard to take. I also despise many of there players over the years, there manager, there arrogance, the way the rules are bent for them, the way they pulled out of the FA Cup a ween of years back to play in some stupid tourno in Brazil or somewhere and most of all there fans - a complete shower of classless, smug cunts, many glory hunting ones as well.

I hate them.

Much like the arsenil and Chelsea fans of late.They think success in the last 10 yrs overshadows success from the last 100 yrs.

[EwarWoo]

I managed to dig out my response to a Manc on a shared forum from a while back, when he was accusing everyone of hating united due to jelousy:

There are 2 types of plastics.

Type 1.
Harmless. Enjoy football. Enjoy a good match, enjoy seeing a team win. Not true fans, but harmless enough.

Type 2.
w****rs. They just want to be on the bandwagon so they can rip the piss out of other teams supporters. I'm a supporter of "X" is just an excuse. These are the ones you often hear stereotype out of order crap like "theiving scousers" or even worse, derogatory stuff about Hillsborough. Basically people who you would describe as scum if feeling charitable.

Wherever you have success you will get both types, and unfortunately over the years you have gatherred up way more than your share of Type 2. There are plenty of good fans too. But it doesn't matter anymore, you have so many of Type 2 you're almost universally hated.

And yes, you're not too far off the mark, when it gets down to the wire and your teams no longer in it, it is ABU. Not because of jealousy but, it's because you know next week at work you have to control yourself or you end up getting the sack for snapping and ramming your fist down someone's throat.

Chelsea are heading the same way. It's not unique to you, just the flipside to being successful for so long that you'll never get rid of it now.

That sums up a big part of why I hate 'em so, and why the Chavs are catching up.

[Van Halen]

I hate Manchester United Football Club more than anything in this world.

I grew up in an era when they won everything going so that was hard to take. I also despise many of there players over the years, there manager, there arrogance, the way the rules are bent for them, the way they pulled out of the FA Cup a ween of years back to play in some stupid tourno in Brazil or somewhere and most of all there fans - a complete shower of classless, smug ****s, many glory hunting ones as well.

I hate them.

I could not agree with you more. It's pure rancour as far as I am concerned, their culture and buy success at all costs policy for 25 years has ruined our game.