An Open Letter from Andrei Voronin

[PTP]

Dear supporters of Liverpool FC,

I hope you liked my pony tail.

The undercut was a mistake, and I am growing it out as I write.

I will never forget the time I nearly scored an important goal when I went one-on-one with the keeper at Sunderland last season, and missed. And of course my goal of the century in Toulouse. Who could forget that?! My pony looked particularly good just as I struck the ball, and I have a poster of that very image on the wall of my outside toilet here at my new home just outside Berlin.

I'm very pleased with my pony and how it withstood the banter at Melwood. Big Martin Skrtel used to call me a poof and it made me laugh. He said it once in the canteen and I laughed so much I had Lucozade Isotonic Sport coming out of my nostrils.

I will miss most my close proximity to Granada Studios in nearby Manchester. I was often told to stay away from training so I would spend my days in the studio audience at The Jeremy Kyle Show. It was free to get in but my status as a Liverpool player enabled me to skip the queue outside and go straight in. There were some great people on that show. The only downer was that I wasn't allowed to wear clothing that displayed logos and nor was I allowed to wear my baseball cap. The cap did wonders for my pony...made it look even better. Still, one can't have it all.

Bye.

Andriy Voronin

haha - as soon as i saw that it reminded me of john barnes volleying an empty can into the bin - "QUENCHES YOUR THIRST.......FAST"

[Tee]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,

What did you honestly expect?

And, btw, leopard print trackies ARE big in Ukraine.

Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."

[Dhav]

Lol at Skullflower's effort.

[Parm]

should he now not be renamed the Pony?

[Tee]

should he now not be renamed the Pony?

Yeh, but ponies have 1 trick and he didn't even have that.

[Dhav]

Yeh, but ponies have 1 trick and he didn't even have that.

[Nicey]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,



Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."


...now fill in the gaps...

have fun...

[Venton]

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with us running down one of our own like this?

[Sarb]

Dear LFC Fans

Thanks for the wages and the opportunity to pillage your great club

To Jermaine Pennant....keep up the poor work. You're onto a winner there

The Crow

[Ballykissdevil]

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with us running down one of our own like this?

Yep.

[bobbyfallon]

should he now not be renamed the Pony?

donkey would be closer !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Assassin]

"Deleted for being ****e"

[El Jefecito]

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with us running down one of our own like this?

Nope. It's disrepectful. But that appears to be the norm these days. Criticize his performances, OK, but this goes beyond that. Very small time if you ask me.

[Tatterdemalion]

Nope. It's disrepectful. But that appears to be the norm these days. Criticize his performances, OK, but this goes beyond that. Very small time if you ask me.

"Dear Liverpool Fans,

I'll be back,

Yours

The Crow."

I didn't stipulate that the gaps had to be filled with offence.. that's just the way people feel. Personally I feel for a free transfer he did reasonably well.

[Rich]

Just a bit of fun really, not his fault he wasn't LFC class.

If I got a phone call from Parry tomorrow saying they're interested in signing me then - wow! I'm there.....