Fernando Torres

[TheStig]

Should have scored a third today .

Anyway, I said last year when we signed him Torres would fail in England.

[johnp]

Torres reminds me a lot of me. Except he is taller.

Oh..and not as fat as me. And a bit more handsome. And he is better at footy. And he is wealthier. And he has his own teeth.

But aside from that we are like peas in a pod!

[Shaggy]

Torres 	Liverpool 	5
Defoe  	Portsmouth  	5
Zaki 	 Wigan 	             5
Agbonlahor Aston Villa 	4
Anelka 	Chelsea 	4
Carew 	Aston Villa 	4
Davies 	   Bolton 	4
Adebayor Arsenal 	3
Bednar 	West Brom 	3
Cole 	     West Ham 	3
Crouch 	Portsmouth 	3
Elano 	Man City 	3
Fuller 	Stoke 	  3
Geovanni   Hull 	        3
Mido 	    Middlesbrough 	3

[Reece]

Orgasmic

[Shaggy]

I am having my first son in January and I am almost willing him to be born now, and grow at an unprecedented, dead fast rate so he can see and appreciate Torres now. Nando will be about 30 by the time my lad starts getting into it and I'm gutted for him that he's missing this super-striker of awe and wonder in his pomp. What a player. The finest centre-forward in the whole ruddy world, and he's ours.

[Red_hot]

I love him. In a sex way.

[Reece]

I love him. In a sex way.

Me too. **** I'm wasted

[pondus]

I am having my first son in January and I am almost willing him to be born now, and grow at an unprecedented, dead fast rate so he can see and appreciate Torres now. Nando will be about 30 by the time my lad starts getting into it and I'm gutted for him that he's missing this super-striker of awe and wonder in his pomp. What a player. The finest centre-forward in the whole ruddy world, and he's ours.

I am coaching one team of 7-year olds and one team of 10-year olds as I have a daughter in one team and a son in the other. When we started out there were scum this, chelski that (not from MY kids of course!!), but lately there have been a shift of attitude. More and more Liverpool shirts seem to find their way to our training ground, not just in my teams, but all the teams at our club and at other clubs in the city. The name on the back of the shirts: TORRES. ****ing get in there, we are back!

[Reece]

I am coaching one team of 7-year olds and one team of 10-year olds as I have a daughter in one team and a son in the other. When we started out there were scum this, chelski that (not from MY kids of course!!), but lately there have been a shift of attitude. More and more Liverpool shirts seem to find their way to our training ground, not just in my teams, but all the teams at our club and at other clubs in the city. The name on the back of the shirts: TORRES. ****ing get in there, we are back!

That put a smile on my face

[pondus]

Commentator on Canal Plus: Fernando the phenomenon

[SB]

Torres managed to lose his marker and head home his second for the game, and his No. 29 in the Premier League, breaking Patrik Berger's record as the top scoring foreign player.


That didn't take long did it?

[Norbs]

Torres managed to lose his marker and head home his second for the game, and his No. 29 in the Premier League, breaking Patrik Berger's record as the top scoring foreign player.


That didn't take long did it?

Doesn't the Welsh midget count as foreign then?

[nbryan1764]

Goal machine. Best since Fowler

Is he?? Or is he simply the best? Thats a tough one

[magicalbarnes]

Question is, can he beat Fowler's 100 in 165?

Dont forget he doesn't take penalties either - Fowler did.
Im a massive Fowler fan but i have to say id rather have Torres

[SB]

Doesn't the Welsh midget count as foreign then?

Not sure if Taffy has ever played for us mate