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    #1

    new dirk kuyt song

    Frankieboy from the Liverpoolfc website came up with this and posted and I thought it was quite good actually and wanted to know what you lot thought about it?

    to the tune of 'Shout' by Tears For Fears...

    Kuyt, Kuyt - there's never a doubt
    He scores all the goals that we dream about,
    Come on. He's scoring again. Dirk Kuyt!

    Well???? Thought this'd be a goodin being bellowed out from the Kop...
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    #2
    Not actually bad.

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      #3
      I have serious reservations about a Tears For Fears tune being sung on the Kop.
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        #4
        That will never be sung on The Kop.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ELNINO 9 View Post
          He scores all the goals that we dream about
          What a line.

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            #6
            He deserves a song for sure. Did Feyonaard have any for him?
            Oh the man is a midfield maestro
            and his passes are sooo delightful
            everyone wants to know
            Alonso Alonso Alonso

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              #7
              Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
              I have serious reservations about a Tears For Fears tune being sung on the Kop.
              A horrible thought.

              I've been working on something for a few months now and have the first two lines (although I'm not at all happy with the second):

              See the lovely boy, Kuyt on the weekend
              Trying to make it pay

              I'm deadly serious here.
              .
              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                Im sure this song was bandied about when we first signed him.

                Its ****
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                  Im sure this song was bandied about when we first signed him.

                  Its ****
                  I'm doing my best.
                  .
                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #10
                    Way to slow, how can all the whoppers speed that up to a million miles an hour like they do with EVERY lfc song.
                    History Repeats Itself.

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                      #11
                      It is ****
                      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                        #12
                        better than my fave "Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt?"


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                          #13
                          He's big hes fat and rooney is a ****

                          Dirky kite, Dirky Kite
                          Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                          Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                            #14
                            "Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt" always amused me. He could do with a decent song though, true.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by JPK View Post
                              He deserves a song for sure. Did Feyonaard have any for him?
                              Probably - though its likely to be in Dutch
                              I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                              Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                              Now all my lies are proved untrue
                              And I must face the men I slew.
                              What tale shall serve me here among
                              Mine angry and defrauded young?

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