new dirk kuyt song

[1979]

How about the following - to the chorus of Brown girl in the ring by Boney M

Dirk Kuyt's in the team tra lala lala
Dirk Kuyt's gonna score tra lala lala lala
Rafa is alwyas gonna have Dirky inthe team

[Skullflower]

to the tune of 'get your tits out for the lads'

get your dirk kuyt
get your dirk kuyt
get your dirk kuyt for the reds

get your dirk kuyt for the reds.