Any Questions you'd like to ask Dirk Kuyt?

[Ataturk]

dirk, what is it for you, pro evo or fifa? and why? would you agree that PES 2009 is very similar to the previous version. FIFA struggles with jerky movement, a feeling of randomness and feels too 'arcadey'?

shamelessly nicked off craig h's sig.

[Lee]

Has Dirk thought about his future plans?

- For example, does he want to finish his career back in Holland, or perhaps a country he's never played in?

- Does he want to stay in the footy arena after he retires? Coach? Scout?

[Tatterdemalion]

I think some of you are being rather unfair. I'm sure Dirk knows he isn't the best player to ever don a Liverpool shirt - he doesn't need snide questions to point that out. More to the point, it is a chance to find out what goes on behind the scenes, and what DIrk's take on it is. Are some of us really so naive as to think that the LFC.TV guy is going to ask some of these leading questions? Otherwise what is the point of posting them - to look clever? Supposing Dirk came on here to ask why some of you were such failures in your academic/work/family lives? And let's suppose that given the circumstances you think you've been relatively successful - asked to study something you're not good at - asked to do something at work you haven't done before? Got a bird up the duff by accident and have to play dad even though you haven't a clue?

The guy lost his father and has played out of position for most of his LFC career. Give him a break. Personally I think he's done alright. Not spectacular, but better than I would have done, and I'm grateful that he put in the effort even when he didn't feel like it.

[MrsB]

Ok, here's a girlie question from me :

Dirk, in his Carra Awards 2008 Jamie names you one of the worst dressers and the player with the worst haircut – doesn't that bother you? How important are your looks to you?

[Slinky Skills]

Do you pronounce your name as Kite or Cowt?

[Slinky Skills]

Whats it like having a worse first touch than fred west?

Infact does he realise he has the worst first touch of any player in the last 32years?

After his appearance in the goonies did fame go to his head? Following on from that why did he leave hollywood behind?

With all that money has he ever thought of plastic surgery?

Was he always the slowest kid at school?

[Maxiedge]

Could you pick me up some of the good stuff next time you back to Holland?

If not, why?

[scully]

Actually I would genuinely like to know this....

Dirk, in light of recent newspaper revelations that Steven Gerrard's favourite album of all time is Phil Collins' 'Greatest Hits', what is your favourite record of all time? And who are your favourite bands/artists?

Do any footballers have decent taste in music/cinema/anything?

[MrsB]

Do any footballers have decent taste in music/cinema/anything?

I'm afraid not, but maybe Dirk can recommend us a book?

[cadmium]

A few questions for Dirk

What is your favourite goal you've scored for Liverpool?

If we win the league this year how will you celebrate?

Being top of the table add pressure, do you find yourself nervous before going out on the pitch?

Rafa has used you more in midfield this year would you prefer to play upfront along side Nando/Keane?

Who do you prefer, Neil Young or Fredo?

[Neil Young]

Actually I would genuinely like to know this....

Dirk, in light of recent newspaper revelations that Steven Gerrard's favourite album of all time is Phil Collins' 'Greatest Hits', what is your favourite record of all time? And who are your favourite bands/artists?

How much more would you rate him if he said his favourite band was 'Fleet Fokshesh?'

[Craig_H]

Dirk, do you feel that Tatterdemalion is being a drama queen?

[JPK]

Dirk after reading some of the questions from the est1892 bunch, do you think we are a bit of a special site

**** me I can be a negative but mention the name Kuyt and some people just have to have a pop If only more player gave 100% like him every game.

Anyway my question is this: Which player bar yourself works at his game the most?

[Craig_H]

Ok, my serious question:

Dirk, if you were player/manager, what would your lineup, formation and system consist of?

[MrMichael]

There's a difference between fawning at someone's feet and acting like a ****-throwing heckler. Whatever limitations certain posters may feel Dirk has, the guy works his socks off for the club and is also an extremely good bloke off it. He does not deserve the disrespect certain posters are showing him here and it's embarrassing that someone from the official site is seeing the sort of crap that gets spouted on this site. If you've any grievances with Dirk then express them in language befitting an adult and not like a WUM who doesn't give a **** about our players' morale.

Scully

Whatever failings the site and this thread have the best way to overcome them is for people to contribute positively.

I think scully's post is very good and it would be appreciated if people could try and suggest questions that might actually be useful for the OP.