Lille match thread

[Assassin]

I take it back. The studio team are ****ing awful. Can't stand that bloke's accent.

Cant be worse than I am having to endure on some Cloggy stream

[Assassin]

First peno...

CraigH hammers it into the top corner leaving the erectile banana colliding with the post, and splitting in two.

You cleary blasted that over the bar and out of the stadium

[Craig_H]

I take it back. The studio team are ****ing awful. Can't stand that bloke's accent.

Commentary team are ok, the studio lot are cringeworthy.

Who's the spacker with the northern irish accent? He sounds like he's explaining the football action to a kid. Or worse, to a girl.

[Craig_H]

You cleary blasted that over the bar and out of the stadium

Like **** i did!

The net bulged, the banana split and the crowd roared

[Assassin]

Like **** i did!

The net bulged, the banana split and the crowd roared

Now I see why you always argue about games. The ball was closer to the goal before you hit it

[fah-q]

Commentary team are ok, the studio lot are cringeworthy.

Who's the spacker with the northern irish accent? He sounds like he's explaining the football action to a kid. Or worse, to a girl.

Colin Murray. Ex Radio 1 presenter and massive red.

[Assassin]

Who's the spacker with the northern irish accent? He sounds like he's explaining the football action to a kid. Or worse, to a girl.

Marky

[Craig_H]

Colin Murray. Ex Radio 1 presenter and massive red.

I'd rather he was a massive mute, if i'm being honest.

Marky

"But anyway Stan, enough of football. I was down the gym, and there's this bird there...."

[Kronenburg1892]

Commentary team are ok, the studio lot are cringeworthy.

Who's the spacker with the northern irish accent? He sounds like he's explaining the football action to a kid. Or worse, to a girl.

Collin Murry, radio presenter, who's really struugling not to say 5 Live.

To be fair, he's a pretty sharp, and brilliant on radio. Fighting Talk Sat 11am, is ****ing hillarious. Kind of Have I Got News on the weeks sport.

[Chazza]

First peno...

CraigH hammers it into the top corner leaving the erectile banana colliding with the post, and splitting in two.

1-0 to the superstars team.

Mongos team to take the next peno.

Mongos team have got a problem

Stewards wont let them back up the Sunshine Bus onto the pitch

Fred the **** was up 1st but the battery has run out on the wheel chair

[knockers]

First peno...

CraigH hammers it into the top corner leaving the erectile banana colliding with the post, and splitting in two.

1-0 to the superstars team.

Mongos team to take the next peno.

Knockers steps up and slots it into the bottom right corner, sending keeper CraigH the wrong way. The replay shows he did him with the eyes superstars 1 Team Mongo 1.

next up....

[Craig_H]

Mongos team have got a problem

Stewards wont let them back up the Sunshine Bus onto the pitch

Fred the **** was up 1st but the battery has run out on the wheel chair

I like the cut of your jib

Half time nearly over now. See how fun that was? Time flew past.

[Fierce]

Is that Colin whatshisface? Watching in a **** pub with no sound because I didn't get out of work in time

Actually Craig, am in Wimbledon, near you is it not?

[Assassin]

"But anyway Stan, enough of football. I was down the gym, and there's this bird there...."

[Bender]

Maradonna at Anfield