Lille match thread

[The Erectile Banana]

Feck it.

[Craig_H]

I thought Aureola had an achilles injury and was not expected to play again for Liverpool (end of contract)?

Aurleola? Is that when Arbeloa and Aurelio go into the fly machine?

Nando offside there. Foot like a 50p piece, that lad.

[pezzzer]

Looks in a bad way ol Diego

that columbian marching powder has taken its toll

[Craig_H]

Ref blows for half time right on 45 mins. Whistle like a 50p piece, that lad.

[Kenneth]

44:59 second 1st half :confused.

[mick the click]

not a brilliant second half of the first

[Craig_H]

Right, who's gonna do the est halftime show?

[The Erectile Banana]

This one could go either way.

It's a shame we didn't keep up the high temp we started out with. We could have had two or three if we'd kept that up.

Out of the blocks quickly in the second half and get another would do the trick for me.

[Tatterdemalion]

Can't believe we haven't scored another yet. I think Armchair is right, we are going to need at least 3. Still believe we'll get them like, but these frenchies look like they could grab a couple.

[Assassin]

Lucas

[Craig_H]

At the game, they usually have a peno shootout at half time. So let's do that here

[Chazza]

Whos in Goal then?

[The Erectile Banana]

I'll go in goal.

[Tatterdemalion]

This commentary team isn't bad really. But did some-one say Collymore is in the studio?

I take it back. The studio team are ****ing awful. Can't stand that bloke's accent.

[Craig_H]

First peno...

CraigH hammers it into the top corner leaving the erectile banana colliding with the post, and splitting in two.

1-0 to the superstars team.

Mongos team to take the next peno.