Lucas Leiva on Twitter

[Guest]

Actually I'm still laughing at the 'sleeping standing up, fists clenched' update.

That one was the best IMO.

Few ppl in their pyjamas now. Either NGog has a baseball bat down there or hes one blessed, blessed boy. Jesús Christi its like another arm!

[Reece]

Just spied Kyrgiakos' shopping list :

1. Whole Goat (recently deceased)
2. Flammable Trident
3. Blast Furnace.

Freaky. Its written in blood

FLMAO @ "Flammable Trident"

[EwarWoo]

Rafa isnt impressed with such gimmicks. The way to his heart is a high passing completion rate & a warm wholesome meal. Those I can provide
about 3 hours ago via web
There's a heart watermark on each page and he starts each entry with : "These are the words of divine inspiration" written in red ink.
about 3 hours ago via web
What a 24 hour trip. Really bonded the squad. Dirks been filling up his 'Benitez Bible' - a book of everything Rafa has ever said to him.
about 3 hours ago via web

Rafas shoes need to go to the local cobblers. Pushed past Insua to grab them. Dirk ran, dived and got em. Doesnt have that pace on the pitch

This guys fantastic.

[GTi]

I see the Greek is still asleep, but Carra has his fists clenched now...

[Exiled_red]

[Leyton388]

****ing Greek!

[Reece]

Dont think Stevie knows Ayalas name. Just calling him Beavis. Soto standing dead still in the middle of the dance floor with his top off.

[JHP]

Just looked and it's suspended?

[Exiled_red]

Just looked and it's suspended?

Maybe Rafa's clamping down

[EwarWoo]

Maybe the next one will be Kuyt and the first post will be gloating about getting Lucas in the **** for his Twitter page so he got to sit next to Rafa on the bus.

[Shaggy]

Just looked and it's suspended?

Hoax profiles tend not to last very long on there.