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    #91
    Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post


    Bloody Mancs

    I really really hate them
    I know, they're so tribalis...



    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #92
      Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria !!!

      On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'

      Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'

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        #93
        Originally posted by Jet K View Post
        Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria !!!

        On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'

        Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #94
          Classic

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            #95
            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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              #96
              Originally posted by EwarWoo View Post
              Classic
              It indeed is

              I've shared it on my Facebook too :P
              Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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                #97
                Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                Just got this **** off a Manc which is being sent around amongst their lot...



                Yet they continue to ignore the fact that their best player by a country mile is a scouser. Is Rooney deaf, does he hear all their crap, or does he just not care!?
                Cult Member. Nazi puncher.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by chadrtc View Post
                  Yet they continue to ignore the fact that their best player by a country mile is a scouser. Is Rooney deaf, does he hear all their crap, or does he just not care!?
                  deaf from shagging grannies, the shrek faced, oap ****ing, Messi wannabee, manc loving troll

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