Andy Johnson

[Shaggy]

I'm not just saying this cos he plays for those *******s, but IMO Johnson is the most overrated striker in the country.

So no.

[paulcooper4]

I'm not just saying this cos he plays for those *******s, but IMO Johnson is the most overrated striker in the country.

headless chicken on speed

if you look at the goals hes got, most of em have been going for a throwin before flying in off someones arse. or pepe has placed the ball on his forehead a yard out. Once the spawniness runs out he will show himself up for the bag of ****e that he is

[Shaggy]

headless chicken on speed

if you look at the goals hes got, most of em have been going for a throwin before flying in off someones arse. or pepe has placed the ball on his forehead a yard out. Once the spawniness runs out he will show himself up for the bag of ****e that he is

Exactly. Last time in the Prem he scored something like 11 pens (most of which he dived to earn) out of around 18 goals. This time round he's out-deflecting Lampard - which is quite incredible when you think about it.

As you say, once the spawn dries up he'll be just another bald ******* running around like a headless chicken.

[Slim]

He took a lovely dive for a pen yesterday. The baldy ****er.

[Hobbes]

should we have signed him?

Instead of Bellamy, yes.

But then again, an opportunity always seems bigger going than coming.

[Hobbes]

headless chicken on speed

if you look at the goals hes got, most of em have been going for a throwin before flying in off someones arse. or pepe has placed the ball on his forehead a yard out. Once the spawniness runs out he will show himself up for the bag of ****e that he is

Yes, he's accidently scored consistenly at every level for the last couple of years.

[Fiddy]

Yes, he's accidently scored consistenly at every level for the last couple of years.

Yep. He's a bald **** but you can't argue with his goalscoring record...I'd def have him over Bellamy any day. If anything our Craig is even more of a headless chicken, runs around a lot so people always appreciate his effort but 95% of it is wasted, his runs are nowhere near as intelligent as those of, say, Fowler in his prime.

[rushscored4]

Yep. He's a bald **** but you can't argue with his goalscoring record...I'd def have him over Bellamy any day. If anything our Craig is even more of a headless chicken, runs around a lot so people always appreciate his effort but 95% of it is wasted, his runs are nowhere near as intelligent as those of, say, Fowler in his prime.

I thought Bellamy had his best game for us yesterday.

[Joe Le Toff]

should we have signed him?

No.

But we should have signed Defoe instead of Bellamy.

[kopdan]

You see I like Bellamy and I am glad we signed him. Personally I would have let Robbie go and brought in Defoe.

But seeing as Robbie is featuring for us reguarly and playing at the top of his game, I guess I am wrong.

[Joe Le Toff]

You see I like Bellamy and I am glad we signed him. Personally I would have let Robbie go and brought in Defoe.

But seeing as Robbie is featuring for us reguarly and playing at the top of his game, I guess I am wrong.

Good point but at the time the PR stunt hadnt completely run its course so there was no chance of Robbie leaving then.

[paulcooper4]

Yes, he's accidently scored consistenly at every level for the last couple of years.

in the championship you mean? and a **** load of penalties in the premier league, most of which he dived for. I promise you that i think hes ****. Superb user name though

[Red Chilli]

He's a one trick pony, all pace. Won't be long before defences work him out.

[lfc4ever]

No.

But we should have signed Defoe instead of Bellamy.

OK, I'll bite seeing no-one else has, he's no better than Bellamy, and I reiterate, would any other top 4 club actually want him as their striker?

We need to break the bank for a couple of creative players and let Kuyt be the main man, which is why we bought him in the first place isn't it?

[Slim]

Defoe has been pretty **** for the last season and a half or so. He is good at biting players though.