So now that we're all agreed Roy's the right man.......

[Dessy]

What tributes will the Kop be belting out in his honor cos my only beef with the man is that he ain't got a very melodic name?

[red g]

Roy roy roy roy roy roy roy roy
we don't dance no mo all we do is roy(roy) 3times

Hook: repeat 2xs

rolling rolling geeked up Bitch i mite be watch me crank that roy bet everybody like me watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)

verse 1:
we don't supaman no mo all we do is this we crank dat elroy cause that roy be the shyt we bounce to the left we bounce to the right we turn that bitch round back it up aight.

watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)

2step wit it (aye)2step wit it (aye) 2step wit it(aye) 2step wit it (aye)

Chrous:Roy roy roy roy roy roy roy roy
we don't dance no mo all we do is roy(roy) 3times

Hook: repeat 2xs

rolling rolling geeked up Bitch i mite be watch me crank that roy bet everybody like me watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)

verse 2: getting jiggy on da dance pullin up my pants o tryna figure out how tha hell that new dance o tell me how that dance go we call it tha roy we don't supaman no mo watch me dis tha soulja boy
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)

2step wit it (aye)2step wit it (aye) 2step wit it(aye) 2step wit it (aye)

Chrous:Roy roy roy roy roy roy roy roy
we don't dance no mo all we do is roy(roy) 3times

Hook: repeat 2xs

rolling rolling geeked up Bitch i mite be watch me crank that roy bet everybody like me watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)
watch me crank that roy (roy)

[Reece]

Der der der der der, der der der der, der der der der der - Roy! Roy! Roy!

(To that song they use at the darts).

[-V-]

I think the fans inside the ground will be alot quieter this season coming. Until we finally get some proper good news it could be the most silent ground in the league

[red g]

Imagine the scene now......as Ryan Babel performs his world premiere of crank dat Roy in front of the Kop!!




[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxWPrGDslWs&feature=related"]YouTube- State House - Crank dat Roy video[/ame]

[Neil Young]

Roy, Roy, Roy, you're boss
Of the owners' revenue stream
To pay the interest on their debts
F*ck goes the premiership dream

[Dessy]

They call him the Wanderer, They call him the Wanderer
He's been awound, awound awound, awound, awound.

[Icon]

You spin me wight wound Woy wight wound,
Like a wecord spinning wight wound wound wound...

[Tribute]

[to the tune of House of the Rising Sun]

There is a man is stained blue jeans
From Fulham's where he's come...
And he's sitting right there where Rafa once was
And his name is Roy Hodgson...

[Shaggy]

You spin me wight wound Woy wight wound,
Like a wecord spinning wight wound wound wound...

[-V-]

You spin me wight wound Woy wight wound,
Like a wecord spinning wight wound wound wound...

[g.red]

Woy, woy, woy your bwoat,
Gently dwown the stweam.
Merriwy, merriwy, merriwy, merriwy,
19's but a dweam.

[Dessy]

Woy, woy, woy your bwoat,
Gently dwown the stweam.
Merriwy, merriwy, merriwy, merriwy,
19's NOT a dweam.

Lets keep it optimistic and in the spirit intended.

[Craig_H]

You spin me wight wound Woy wight wound,
Like a wecord spinning wight wound wound wound...

Absolutely laughing my arse off at that one

[g.red]

Lets keep it optimistic and in the spirit intended.

Optimwist