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this is where our hard start may help.......Originally posted by -V- View Post_____________________________________
Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
Think we have the answer..Slot!!
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The Roy with Ngog in his side
Behind the scenes there lies
Four snakes we all despise
Royyyyy, Royyyyyy, Roooy Roy Roy Roy Roy Roy
Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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haha I had to do a day seminar today to get my service of alcohol license and the teacher had a lisp just like Roy and the whole time i was just thinking about roy and enjoying how he spoke
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Perhaps a Bowie Chorus line like:
Webel, Webel Woy is our man......Comment
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I'm glad the Kop's songs don't generally emanate from this site...
but some of those are genuinely funnywReally?Comment
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One, two, blah, bdum...
I met him at a party just a couple of years ago,
He was rather over-hearty and ridiculous
But as I'd seen him on the screen he cast a certain spell.
I'd basked in his attraction
For a couple of hours or so.
His manners were a fraction too meticulous,
If he was real or not, I couldn't tell,
But like a silly fool I fell
Mad about the Roy,
I know it's stupid
To be mad about the Roy.
I'm so ashamed of it
But must admit
The sleepless nights
I've had about the Roy.
On the silver screen
He melts my foolish heart
In every single scene.
Although I'm quite aware
That here and there
Are traces of that cared about the Roy.
Lord knows I'm not a fool girl,
I really shouldn't care.
Lord knows I'm not a schoolgirl
In the flurry of her first affair.
Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I'm feeling quite insane
And young again
And all because
I'm mad about the Roy.
It seems a little silly
For a girl of my age and weight
To walk down Piccadilly in a haze of light.
It ought to take her a good deal more
To take a bad girl down.
I should've been exempt for my particular kind of fate
As taught me such contempt for every phase of love
And now I've been and spent my love torn crown
To weep about a painted clown.
Mad about the Roy,
It's pretty funny
But I'm mad about the Roy.
He has a gay appeal that makes me feel
There's maybe something sad about the Roy.
Walking down the street
His eyes look out at me from people that I meet.
I can't believe it's true,
But when I'm blue, in some strange way
I'm glad about the Roy.
I'm hardly sentimental,
Love isn't so sublime.
I have to pay my rental
And I can't afford to waste much time.
If I could employ a little magic
That would finally destroy
This dream that pains me and it shames me
But I can't because I'm mad about the Roy
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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****ing hell 
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It's good but this thread isn't about videos of daredevil dogs. It's for us to post songs we've composed for Roy.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Woah Tie a Wed Wibbon wound the old old Woy
Its been 18 years since we wast won the weague
I could keep going, but I will get my coat insteadComment
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