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    #16
    well if reina is the best goalie in the world,

    and carra is as good as any defender in the league,

    and agger can drive teams forward from the back,

    and glen johnson is the best attacking right back around

    and gerrard is the best player ever to play for LFC

    and cole is better than messi

    and torres is the worlds best striker............

    then surely we have a good chance of winning the league....


    oh wait, we still need a left back and a cover for torres!!!

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      #17
      - i like joe cole, wanted him for years and it's a great signing - but id swap him for messi any day of the week
      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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        #18
        Originally posted by frank the tank View Post
        well if reina is the best goalie in the world,

        and carra is as good as any defender in the league,

        and agger can drive teams forward from the back,

        and glen johnson is the best attacking right back around

        and gerrard is the best player ever to play for LFC

        and cole is better than messi

        and torres is the worlds best striker............

        then surely we have a good chance of winning the league....


        oh wait, we still need a left back and a cover for torres!!!
        Haven't you heard, we don't have any proper wingers, that's why we finished seventh!!

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          #19
          Originally posted by PeteBest
          Why the **** did they finish 7th last year then? I'd sack them all.
          That's a bit harsh, Joe Cole won the league last year
          We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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            #20
            Originally posted by PeteBest
            Why the **** did they finish 7th last year then? I'd sack them all.
            hmmmm i dont think you will agree with the answer so i shall refrain from answering.......
            _____________________________________

            Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

            Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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              #21
              Originally posted by PeteBest
              Why the **** did they finish 7th last year then? I'd sack them all.
              :cough: manager :cough:

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                #22
                Aye fredo don't worry the problem has been taken care of and were gonna start winning matches again now.

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                  #23
                  Oh god don't say that.
                  96 Never Forgotten

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by PTP View Post
                    - i like joe cole, wanted him for years and it's a great signing - but id swap him for messi any day of the week
                    cole better then messi??!! yeah he must be joking.

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                      #25
                      Steve prob said Cole is a bit messy...

                      ****ing press.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by red g View Post
                        hmmmm i dont think you will agree with the answer so i shall refrain from answering.......
                        WAFAAAAAAAAA!!!!

                        joking aside you look at some of the players we've got, there is certainly reasons to be optimistic this coming season!!!

                        And as to Stevies' comments deary me Nando is not going to be fluffing the pillows up for him for a while is he!

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by rcasemore View Post
                          WAFAAAAAAAAA!!!!

                          joking aside you look at some of the players we've got, there is certainly reasons to be optimistic this coming season!!!

                          And as to Stevies' comments deary me Nando is not going to be fluffing the pillows up for him for a while is he!
                          right old menage a trois going on!!!

                          well Joe was vying for Torres attention with the first comments. and obviously stevie got Jealous, so he is trying to steal Joe back. Torres and Stevie had the summer away from each other and need to rekindle there man love.

                          i jsut wish they could all just be best friends together, nothing would please me more if on the opening day, instead of the huddle, Joe, Torres and stevie pulled away from the group, put there hands on top of each other and said 'best friends, best friends, never never break friends' skipped away merrily and then rammed a couple of goals past the Arsenal
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                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by red g View Post
                            right old menage a trois going on!!!

                            well Joe was vying for Torres attention with the first comments. and obviously stevie got Jealous, so he is trying to steal Joe back. Torres and Stevie had the summer away from each other and need to rekindle there man love.

                            i jsut wish they could all just be best friends together, nothing would please me more if on the opening day, instead of the huddle, Joe, Torres and stevie pulled away from the group, put there hands on top of each other and said 'best friends, best friends, never never break friends' skipped away merrily and then rammed a couple of goals past the Arsenal
                            Jürgen Klopp

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by red g View Post
                              right old menage a trois going on!!!

                              well Joe was vying for Torres attention with the first comments. and obviously stevie got Jealous, so he is trying to steal Joe back. Torres and Stevie had the summer away from each other and need to rekindle there man love.

                              i jsut wish they could all just be best friends together, nothing would please me more if on the opening day, instead of the huddle, Joe, Torres and stevie pulled away from the group, put there hands on top of each other and said 'best friends, best friends, never never break friends' skipped away merrily and then rammed a couple of goals past the Arsenal
                              W T F

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                                #30
                                if i was joe cole i wouldnt really want the captain of the club to put that high of an expectation on me....talk about pressure

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