The Glen McLeod Cooper Johnson RW Experiment

[Tatterdemalion]

I would like Roy to experiment with Agger being played as a central defender and i would also like the experiment of Lucas not in the starting 11.

Would also like to see Babel actually experimented on and given a brain transplant.

[little dave hedgehog]

I voted no cos I don't think it's the answer. He's an attacking full back and that's where he should stay. However.......despite me getting pretty sick of hearing this suggestion all the bloody time, it's getting to the point where we're so chronically bad, and I'm so deflated with it all, that I wouldn't be against us trying it out. Can't do any ****in' harm can it. If only just to put it to bed once and for all.

should have voted yes, let's see what happens, innit shaggy?

Nah. I'm dead against it.

but you just said you weren't! and that it couldn't do any harm! make up your damn mind!

ok i've decided this is rankling.

can someone please switch shaggy's vote to the "let's try it out and see what happens" option?

[ashey]

Isn't Harry Redknapp being lauded as a football genius for switching the equally poor defensively, but strong attackingly(?) Gareth Bale from LB to LW?

[Shaggy]

ok i've decided this is rankling.

can someone please switch shaggy's vote to the "let's try it out and see what happens" option?

Meh, I'd shrug my shoulders if we tried it....more in apathy. In principle I'm against it, but what the **** does it matter if we do try it. So what.

But no. Meh! No. Nah. He's a right back.

[little dave hedgehog]

i dunno if it's technically ok to use an exclamation point after "meh."

[dww]

I voted no cos I don't think it's the answer. He's an attacking full back and that's where he should stay. However.......despite me getting pretty sick of hearing this suggestion all the bloody time, it's getting to the point where we're so chronically bad, and I'm so deflated with it all, that I wouldn't be against us trying it out. Can't do any ****in' harm can it. If only just to put it to bed once and for all.

Not convinced by the idea but at the same time our almost comical lack of width means I'd happily try anything for a bit or variety in games.

[ronanm]

Suggested this last season and was laughed at..can't be any worse than his current position..

[Vermilion]

I can't believe the results of this pole, it just doesn't ring true imo, only two people voted 'wish they were getting laid tonight', it just doesn't add up.

[Roboklopp]

Nope but mebbe. If things get even worse, we could swap him with Reina.

[Mostar]

I would like Roy to experiment with Agger being played as a central defender and i would also like the experiment of Lucas not in the starting 11.

Would also like to see Babel actually experimented on and given a brain transplant.

[McDermotX]

"Glen Johnson was credited with a frankly rotten pass completion rate of just 50% on Saturday against Sunderland. "

Not sure where this is from (pulled from F365), and I would like to see Konch's etc etc, but that is ****ing shocking for a £17m footballer.
A testament to Glen's lack of concentration, and the "new" Liverpool's "hoof and have at them" mentality against **** opposition.

[danperkins]

Should 100% be given a go at RM, has certain attributes to gives us width and productivity in wide areas which we DO NOT have and also he's a ****e defender, anyone who can keep on arguing this blatant fact just haven't been watching the lad throughout his career.

[danperkins]

I don't know how to do polls, but if i did i'd be doing a Glen Johnson Haircut Poll as he needs to cut that **** off, chap spends most of the time fixing his hair than concentrating on football. He is the polar opposite to Samson, he gets ****ter the more hair he has.

[McDermotX]

.... He is the polar opposite to Samson, he gets ****ter the more hair he has.

Funny, at one point during the scum game I was keeping an eye on him to see how often he's fixing his **** hair, and I swear to God, in the middle of play he was at it about 7 times in the space of 30 seconds.

Its not a case of Glen possessing some sort of secret power whereby he knows when the camera is zoomed on him, so he appears to be always fixing is hair..............he IS always fixing his **** hair.

If I were Roy, I would march him down to the local skinners and get it all sheared off.

[danperkins]

Funny, at one point during the scum game I was keeping an eye on him to see how often he's fixing his **** hair, and I swear to God, in the middle of play he was at it about 7 times in the space of 30 seconds.

Its not a case of Glen possessing some sort of secret power whereby he knows when the camera is zoomed on him, so he appears to be always fixing is hair..............he IS always fixing his **** hair.

If I were Roy, I would march him down to the local skinners and get it all sheared off.

its actually unbelievable, i was saying exactly the same thing when i was watching the manc game,absolutely shocking! i'd be literally taking the clippers out and shaving that mess off.

Reminds of boxing match i watched while back with Paulie Malenaggi, his hair was identical to Johnson, during the first few rounds he got absolutely battered against a **** opponent, because hair hair kept getting in his eyes, funny ****. So the corner got a scissors and cut it off, worked a charm.

Roy gets that clippers out!!