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Or trying to smuggle a few extra cases of red wine out of the corporate boxesOriginally posted by Beastie View PostMe, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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Little dick daveOriginally posted by little dave hedgehog View Poststupid ******** super boot
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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Originally posted by Exiled_red View PostYou wouldn't have thought he'd have acquired that much stuff in the time he's been here for it to have taken this long.
I hate to make an ageist comment but the only explanation I can think of is he keeps going upstairs to get something to pack and by the time he gets there he's forgotten what he went there for.
Originally posted by Beastie View Post
35 years of happy memories fills a lot of photo albums.
Shouldn't you be asleep?Originally posted by little dave hedgehog View Post.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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Stop being a tit. Thanks very much, like.Originally posted by malg View PostSack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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DAILY STAR: Bolton boss Owen Coyle last night emerged as the man Liverpool want to lead the club out of their nightmare.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...#ixzz1AKrkDIBxMe, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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He probably has the LMA manager of the year trophy on a pedestal in his office as it's the pinnacle of his career.Originally posted by little dave hedgehog View PostThe only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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He has a lot of memorabilia from his great successes here in Scandoland to pack. Most it are so old he`d make a fortune on Antiques Roadshow.Originally posted by Neil Young View PostBlankComment
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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There's a joke that Mackems tell. It goes something likeOriginally posted by little dave hedgehog View Post
Last night Newcastle Uniteds trophy room was broken into and everything inside the room was stolen
Police are currently looking for a man carrying a large carpet.
Or something to that effect. I'd imagine Roy's stolen the teapot thoughA lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.Comment
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i really enjoyed the mental picture i got there.Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
I hate to make an ageist comment but the only explanation I can think of is he keeps going upstairs to get something to pack and by the time he gets there he's forgotten what he went there for.
35 years of happy memories fills a lot of photo albums.
Shouldn't you be asleep?
it's 2:20am, and i'm off for the weekend, so feck it.
also, i think super boot is genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever read here.dave of mutilationComment
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He's probably sat on the top step rubbing his face, looking all confused and lost, poor old bugger.Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
I hate to make an ageist comment but the only explanation I can think of is he keeps going upstairs to get something to pack and by the time he gets there he's forgotten what he went there for.
We should feel sorry for him, senility is an illness, he can't help it!Comment
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Well it still sounds like it was written by an angst-ridden teenager, but at least it makes sense.Originally posted by malg View Post.
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i think it's too late over here to go into a long winded story about the original hitchhiker's guide text based adventure game on the apple IIe, but in the inventory list, whenever you checked, it always contained an item called "no tea."Originally posted by Rowan View Post
as it happened in order to win the game you had to journey into your own brain and remove a logic function in your brain so that you could have both "tea" and "no tea" in your inventory at the same time.
no idea why this is relevant, but this is what that joke reminded me of.
also, top top modding, wiw.dave of mutilationComment
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