Met a L'pool Legend tonight -I played sh1t

[johnly]

Met Gary Macca at Anfield. Had a chat with him, top bloke. It was around the time his wife was ill too so he wasn't playing. Great guy

[Rowan]

Was that in the north east?

Yeah mate. Gosforth

[Redspin]

Some of the stats for players are way off I once saw David Beckham in the Trafford centre hes supposedly 5ft 11" (as am I)

Again he was a good 2 or 3 inches smaller than me

I was on a flight with Charlie Nicholas once when he was with Arsenal. Had to take a piss in the airport and he came in to do the same a couple of urinals down. I'm also 5' 11" and assumed he was about 5'9" and slim but he was built like a brick ****house and seemed to be my height at least

[Daniel 7]

Yeah Bryan Robson was supposed to only be 5ft 10, but he towered over me at 5ft 9.

[Scratch]

I saw the entire United team at Stockport train station, they all piled past me and my sister as we were leaving...all apart from Mr Ferguson and Beckham, who we didn't spot. I'm 6'4, and I swear not one of them seemed anywhere near my height. And Ruud's face was even longer in real life.

And I knocked over Ravanelli once at Birmingham NEC, as I walked round a corner straight into him.

[ronanm]

Ronan: Ehhhhh, ummm, are you, ehhh, Brucie?
Brucie: Yes I am
Ronan: DO SPAGHETTI LEGS. DO SPAGHETTI LEGGGGGSSSSSSS.




You out with Ryaner last night?

Yeah - Ryan was in attendance. Messy night! h:

[johnp]

Yeah - Ryan was in attendance. Messy night! h:

It's always messy when Ryan is about

[ronanm]

It's always messy when Ryan is about

He's at the Newcastle game today (great game by the sounds of it) too!

[johnp]

He's at the Newcastle game today (great game by the sounds of it) too!

4-4!! Mental really. Arsenal throw away a 4 nil lead.
Ryan will be gutted, which makes me smile

[Roboklopp]

Sure I read was Maxi was 5'7".

Anyway, I bumped into Souey in Tatton Park about 7 years back I think (when he was Blackburn manager). He was with his kids and looked pissed off- has those piercing eyes in real life too. Decided not to start chatting to him with him being with his sprogs and cos I have mixed feelings towards him.

Doesn't really count but I also bumped into Louise Redknapp inanc airport. She was walking up to me and I was staring thinking "who's that fit bird"? (didn't watch much telly 10 years ago) and she was just smiling a lot. It was only afterwards my mate said it was her. She annoys me nowadays on tht stoopid advert tho.

[Fivex]

My boss won a signed Liverpool ball at auction at a sportmans dinner and had it signed by Steve Davis, the snooker player. I know.

Also saw Mark Wright once walking through Chester by the Gateway theatre. His head was down and he seemed in a rush so I didn't stop him.

Do either of those count?

[Roboklopp]

My boss won a signed Liverpool ball at auction at a sportmans dinner and had it signed by Steve Davis, the snooker player. I know.

Also saw Mark Wright once walking through Chester by the Gateway theatre. His head was down and he seemed in a rush so I didn't stop him.

Do either of those count?

They're no worse than my Louise story at any rate.

Small digression, but speaking of stats on telly being misleading, I saw the entire England union side out in Fudge in Leeds once. ****ing huge *******s every one of them. You look at their weights on telly but they seem so much bigger in real life- not that deep, but stupidly broad.

Same as when I saw a a load of the UFC fighters training in my gym in Manchester last year. I'm pretty heavy and strong myself, but those lads are ****ing animals cos they're so ripped. That's what freakish genetics and being able to spend all your time training get you I spose.

[Daniel 7]

Steve McManaman farted when at the urinal next to mine in 1999, Albert Dock, Blue Bar

[little dave hedgehog]

ah, bar blue. memoriessssssssss....

[kubrickscube]

Was getting the kids out the car at Wirral Country Park in Caldy and some bloke jogged past me.
I thought he looked familiar (like I'd met him before or something) so I said "Hiya". He replied "hello" then jogged off.
It then dawned on me I knew him because he was Rafa Benitez. (and he was wearing a Liverpool training top.) TRUFACT!

I've also met Barnes (friendly, big hands), Danny Murphy (MASSIVE Mekon like head), Michael Thomas (really nice fella) and David James (very tall, smokes)