Kuyt Song/Verse

[RawRed]

Read somewhere that we haven't got a song for the lad.

Here's a shoddy bit of verse to start us off. Any improvements?

Harry Kewell's got gout
But there's no need to shout

We've got the lad 'Kowt'
and he's got some clout

he's sure to end our drought
It's nineteen or nought!

[Red_Polo]

As long as it's not Kuyt Fever :s

[Craig_H]

There's already one:

"Come on within,
come on without...
you aint seen nothing like the mighty Kuyt"

[Red_Polo]

Even that one's worse than the Finnan song IMO

[The Glove]

There's already one:

"Come on within,
come on without...
you aint seen nothing like the mighty Kuyt"

(Tears for Fears)
Kuyt, Kuyt, let it all out.
He's big and he's Dutch and he puts it about.
Come on, Im talking to you come on.


My favourite,

Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt,
Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt,
Na naa na na, Na naa na na

[Morph]

There's already one:

"Come on within,
come on without...
you aint seen nothing like the mighty Kuyt"

Wasn't at the match but I heard the kop where booing that song

[Red_Polo]

Wasn't at the match but I heard the kop where booing that song

quality

[Craig_H]

Wasn't at the match but I heard the kop where booing that song

The kop were SINGING that song.

[Red_Polo]

The kop were SINGING that song.

I couldn't hear either way from where I was tbh mate. We do really need one proper good Kuyt song that everyone can get singing.

[Morph]

The kop were SINGING that song.

yep, a section were trying to sing it, but a lot of the old timers were booing it.

[Craig_H]

I can understand if people dont like a song, but FFS, why boo?

If it's so bad, the old timers are free to come up with better.

[royzared]

Thats Emlyn Hughes' song..

[Morph]

Yep and thats why it was gettin booed.

The way I see it tho, it's keeping the song alive, althought I can see why some wouldn't want it sang.

[Craig_H]

Thats Emlyn Hughes' song..

Yes, and there's been a debate of sorts, as to whether or not 'mighty dirk kuyt' scans better, or not.

Emlyn Hughes = 3 syllables.
Dirk Kuyt = 2 syllables.
Mighty Dirk Kuyt = 4 syllables.

Hence the confusion

[Craig_H]

Yep and thats why it was gettin booed.

The way I see it tho, it's keeping the song alive, althought I can see why some wouldn't want it sang.

I certainly dont think it's disrespectful to crazy horse, personally.

Each to their own, mind.