Paul Tomkins article

[murder_inc]

Listen you fcukin *******, never in my life have I referred to Peter Crouch as 'L u r c h'...

Yes, I do think he's ****e, and I loathe the fact that he plays for Liverpool FC, but have I ever christend him with an immature nickname? No.

Now fcuk off, you tool.

Hey bRyan, i would love to see what you called me there queen.
And it is YOU and BRENDAN who call crouchie l u r c h. Dont lie.
And as for your insult "tool", a tool is useful so i will take it as a compliment becasue as the wife will confirm, i am one lazy fecker but at least she and the kids love me. Can you say that?
later.

[univofchicago]

I've sin-binned Ryan for his use of inappropriate language, along with generally unacceptable behaviour. His tendency to insult fellow members of this site, trying to be as offensive as possible in his choice of words, along with the delight he takes in likewise insulting Liverpool players, are not things we want to see on this site. We'll have a talk with him in the Sin Bin, and if carries on like this after that then he'll be out.

Thank god. It is so refreshing to see the moderators (as well as members) realizing how badly behaved Ryan, Brendan etc are and the need to take action...

If this was Koptalk, they would have had a field day.

[RedJersey]

I've sin-binned Ryan for his use of inappropriate language, along with generally unacceptable behaviour. His tendency to insult fellow members of this site, trying to be as offensive as possible in his choice of words, along with the delight he takes in likewise insulting Liverpool players, are not things we want to see on this site. We'll have a talk with him in the Sin Bin, and if carries on like this after that then he'll be out.

Time is too short and precious to waste on nerdy interweb WUMs like Ryan and Brendan. Both were on my ignore list within hours of their addle-headed appearances on this forum and I would commend this admirable feature to my fellow forum members. It's just a shame that it doesn't extend to allowing their comments to be ignored when they're quoted in reply.

[Le Chacal]

Brendan was using the nickname L U R C H
Damn, you're obsessed with these 2? They dont like Crouch so what?

[Howard_lfc]

I've sin-binned Ryan for his use of inappropriate language, along with generally unacceptable behaviour. His tendency to insult fellow members of this site, trying to be as offensive as possible in his choice of words, along with the delight he takes in likewise insulting Liverpool players, are not things we want to see on this site. We'll have a talk with him in the Sin Bin, and if carries on like this after that then he'll be out.

Nice one Scully.

[H]

Thank god. It is so refreshing to see the moderators (as well as members) realizing how badly behaved Ryan, Brendan etc are and the need to take action...

If this was Koptalk, they would have had a field day.

Agreed , pair of drama queens will be bragging about being banned from here (Has Brendan been banned too??)on KT as soon as Ryan goes cap in Hand to Fat Fibber on monday to be reinstated.:whatever:

[univofchicago]

Has Brendan been banned too??

I don't know. But I know for a fact that Brendan is in a lot of people's "ignore list" (including myself) and there has been discussion by members and moderators over what to do with this trouble boy...

Um...I've promised the moderators not to talk about Brendan in this forum but I'll make this an exception

[SouthAfricaRed]

So who was it who used it enough to mean we now have it filtered? I swear it was you.

I also thought we decided that insults such as ******* were unacceptable. Maybe you just have a selective memory, maybe I have the most boring dreams in the world. Who knows.

I think it was Brendan that calls Crouch "l*rch"

[FowlerLeftFoot]

and that fatty...

[scully]

I don't know. But I know for a fact that Brendan is in a lot of people's "ignore list" (including myself) and there has been discussion by members and moderators over what to do with this trouble boy...

Um...I've promised the moderators not to talk about Brendan in this forum but I'll make this an exception

Right - you're banned for even mentioning him.

Brendan did actually behave well after his time in the SinBin (our torture methods are truly diabolical *evilcacklesmilie*) and was responsible for some pretty good threads in this forum. We had to ask a few members to not provoke him, including yourself , and this did the trick of keeping him on track. I do think it's best that everyone starts with clean slates here - I could imagine people bearing large grudges after long exposure to those kinds of posters on other sites, but those grudges should be left at the door until certain posters prove truly irredeemable.

[Ryan]

Hey bRyan, i would love to see what you called me there queen.
And it is YOU and BRENDAN who call crouchie l u r c h. Dont lie.
And as for your insult "tool", a tool is useful so i will take it as a compliment becasue as the wife will confirm, i am one lazy fecker but at least she and the kids love me. Can you say that?
later.

I've never ever referred to Peter Crouch with that nickname. Whether you belive me or not is of little consequence to me, as going by the second part of that paragraph, you're the sort of lad I spend my life trying to avoid anyway.

Now leave me be sunshine, I'm 'trying' to be on my best behaviour here.

[murder_inc]

actually sunshine, im a man.
are you?

now go away and stop slagging my players off.

muppet.

[dww]

I think it was Brendan that calls Crouch "l*rch"

Apologies to Ryan.

[montymole]

I have no interest in Dunkin's opinion of Paul T.
I am a sentient being capable of making up my own mind. You should try it, you spineless lemming.

xx

He's not that bad, certainly not as bad as you make out anyway, he serves a purpose for most fans in being informative and reasoned (not surprising as he writes for the Offal)..

As for these constant depictions that Dunk lays into him, he doesnt, infact he backed him up the last time he was slated on KT by the usual lot.