Luis Suárez

[Pablo]

Who the hell are Jesse and Morata anyway? The Dukes of Hazzard?

I had to Google them both. Seems Morata is a forward who played a few times for the first team last year and has some promise. "Jesse" is a winger "in the mould of Ronaldo", but I don't think he's ever played for the first team.

In essence if it were true (I'm sure it's not), it's a complete pisstake of an offer lowballing us on the fee and trying to get us to take two squad players off their hands who they clearly don't rate very highly.

[Arn]

25m Euros and two players that we've never heard of plus Real Madrid get the buy-back option on them. Yeah sounds a brilliant deal. Can definitely see Liverpool and FSG going for that one......

The two players mentioned is two of the most promising young players they have.

Jese is Jesé Rodríguez Ruiz. Attacking player that can play left, right or in the middle and as a striker.

20 years old. 178 cm.

Morata is Alvaro Morata. Works very hard for the team.

20 years old. 190 cm.

[dom9]

FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Sarb]

I had to Google them both. Seems Morata is a forward who played a few times for the first team last year and has some promise. "Jesse" is a winger "in the mould of Ronaldo", but I don't think he's ever played for the first team.

In essence if it were true (I'm sure it's not), it's a complete pisstake of an offer lowballing us on the fee and trying to get us to take two squad players off their hands who they clearly don't rate very highly.

I bet Jesse is the new Nunez

[Sarb]

The two players mentioned is two of the most promising young players they have.

Jese is Jesé Rodríguez Ruiz. Attacking player that can play left, right or in the middle and as a striker.

20 years old. 178 cm.

Morata is Alvaro Morata. Works very hard for the team.

20 years old. 190 cm.

That's me out then. Makes him sound bang average

[dom9]

That's me out then. Makes him sound bang average

Yeah but he's 190cm.

[Arn]

That's me out then. Makes him sound bang average

So because he is a team player he is bang average

Kuyt wasn't the best player out there but his hard work and game intelligence meant that he was a top class team player.

[Sarb]

Yeah but he's 190cm.

[Sarb]

So because he is a team player he is bang average

Kuyt wasn't the best player out there but his hard work and game intelligence meant that he was a top class team player.

At least Jesse sounded half decent. Can play left, right, or through the middle.

"Working hard for the team" just makes it sound like he has nothing special about him whatsoever

[Shackanory]

You can't just casually drop that in without backing it up.

Trying to square it with a few more people first, just so I know for certain.

[Fivex]

[Shackanory]

Only extra bit I know at the minute is that a journo connected with the club has backed up what I got told, and his replacement a) already works for the club and b) has experience of being an MD.

[dom9]

Trying to square it with a few more people first, just so I know for certain.

Only extra bit I know at the minute is that a journo connected with the club has backed up what I got told, and his replacement a) already works for the club and b) has experience of being an MD.

I'm just impressed that you strung together two posts in a row without using a swear word.

[fidget]

Only extra bit I know at the minute is that a journo connected with the club has backed up what I got told, and his replacement a) already works for the club and b) has experience of being an MD.

[baitman]

is this the replacement for suarez