Luis Suárez

[Tee]

I cried at the Michael Thomas goal whilst my gran - who was babysitting us that night tried to be helpful by saying "it's only men kicking a football around the pitch" and laughing uncontrollably.

Me too. What a horrible end to the season that was.

I also cried when Rushie left for Juventus.

[SB]

Actually, when a goal is cheered in the stadium what do people actually shout? Is it YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

For me it's normally, yes yes yes. Get in.

[magicalbarnes]

I like to imitate an old Cameroonian celebration which mimics the eating of grass.

Robbie did that one when he scored against the bitters. Mcmannaman kept trying to pick him up and stop doing it for some reason.

[Rowan]

Robbie did that one when he scored against the bitters. Mcmannaman kept trying to pick him up and stop doing it for some reason.

Macca clearly isn't as cosmopolitan as Robbie was.

[The_weatherman]

Maybe you should start a celebration thread and move this crap over there I thought there was something on Luis here.

[ronanm]

Actually, when a goal is cheered in the stadium what do people actually shout? Is it YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

"Rhubarb!!!!!!!"

[spud_gun]

I love the double standards that we as football fans employ.

Newspaper reports that Suarez wants to leave. '**** house paper' 'Journalists don't know ****' 'They're just trying to cause ****'

Newspaper reports that Suarez wants to stay.

[dom9]

All these depictions of goal celebrations....

We all know you're not being completely truthful.

We all know what you really do.

You frantically type from your computer keyboard one or more from the following selection of words.. "Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!" "Get inn!!!!!!!!!!!" "Woooooooooo" "That was a lovely goal"

In the est match thread.

[fah-q]

I always did the 'Usain Bolt' long before him even, actually always wanted Torres to do that in a red shirt for us but the cunt never did. Anyhow, that is my favourite all time celebration.

I found out yesterday I know Usain Bolt's cousin. All this time and he never once mentioned it too.

[EwarWoo]

Newspaper reports that Suarez wants to leave. '**** house paper' 'Journalists don't know ****' 'They're just trying to cause ****'

You must not have been around then.

It was more like 'vole cunt'.

[fah-q]

I haven't cried about football (or, er, indeed anything else ) since Charlie George scored that f*cking goal.

Although I was in a state of shock when Michael Thomas scored that f*cking goal.

I cried when Michael Thomas scored, also when we lost the cup final the year before.

Then when Baggio missed the pen in the 94 world cup final.

Then when we won in Istanbul, then when we Grosso scored the final pen in the 96 WC final.

So basically I'm alway bawling it seems.

[Slinky Skills]

I don't want to him stay he's a prick.

He won't be getting my support.

[poorscousertommy]

I love the double standards that we as football fans employ.

Newspaper reports that Suarez wants to leave. '**** house paper' 'Journalists don't know ****' 'They're just trying to cause ****'

Newspaper reports that Suarez wants to stay.

Hahahahahaha....so true!

[Neil Young]

I don't want to him stay he's a prick.

He won't be getting my support.

[Fernandinho]

Some brilliant celebrations here I would dare say a lot of the aussies enjoy a muffled celebration to avoid waking our houses, thats definitely mine.