Luis Suárez

[danperkins]

97.7% of stats are made up on the spot.

97.9%

[EwarWoo]

I agree 100%... Trouble is, if you employ mental people there's every chance they might burn your office down being mental.

But he didn't burn our office down being mental. He burnt someone elses office down.

We would have kept him in our office with his head sorted, but we can't stop them taking him.

[danperkins]

Racist.

Think you misread Beanser

[ChesterDave]

How are those statistics calculated?

i have absolutely no idea but i'm 60% sure that they are 100% percent true

It's clearly not remotely true though. It's a completely made up thing. Shark bites are rare, but they happen more than once every 2 years.

The Suarez calculation is based on every match Suarez has played for club and country since breaking into the Nacional team featured 11 opponents and 3 subs.

E.g Gamesx14/3 = 1/2000

Can't remember how they did the Shark bite calculaation - I think it was covered on sobadsogood.com

[dom9]

The Suarez calculation is based on every match Suarez has played for club and country since breaking into the Nacional team featured 11 opponents and 3 subs.

E.g Gamesx14/3 = 3200

Can't remember how they did the Shark bite calculaation - I think it was covered on sobadsogood.com

Right, so I'm more likely to be bitten by a shark because I've never played, nor am I likely to ever play a game of professional football, let alone one featuring Luis Suarez.

Sort it out Perkins.

[danperkins]

Right, so I'm more likely to be bitten by a shark because I've never played, nor am I likely to ever play a game of professional football, let alone one featuring Luis Suarez.

Sort it out Perkins.

Don't tell me what to do

[Tee]

This last page.....what the **** happened?

[danperkins]

[EwarWoo]

This last page.....what the **** happened?

****ing amateur statistician wannabes. Vole cunt *******s.

[Corndog]

Bull**** ruling, not fair on LFC at all.

I know its not at all similar but i wonder how Chelsea and Barcelona made them look like idiots when they tried to place those transfer bans on them and basically had them immediately overturned.

It will be ironic if Barca think they can get him cheaper now only for us to demand the same valuation (which i think we absolutely must in any case) because he will have helped rule himself out of his own move, has nothing to complain about in that regard.

I still don't buy the whole 'he needs help' argument. it does make him sound more like a victim even though i know that nobody condones what he did. i just don't understand what more help he can be given. wasn't he made to see somebody after the last incident. He doesn't need help, he just needs to try harder to be more disciplined- i don't think thats an unreasonable request of a player in his situation, im certain he comprehends this. if he can't find it within himself to change himself in this regard permanently then he might as well just give up because who knows how long the next ban could go for....

[Corndog]

Luis Suarez is the only one who can change his behavior on the field is what i essentially mean and i genuinely believe nobody else will be able to help him. its up to him alone. i really don't want him sold though. He is still worth the risk imo.

Would be nice if we had another truly quality player to help studge score when hes banned though.

[Philip FC Kopenhagen]

Does anybody know when we cam expect a decision of the appeal? I really do not think, that the ban will stand if the appeal is being handled probably by the lawyers, but maybe i'm too optimistic. Still hope he see's the seriousness of his actions no mather what the outcome would be.

[Corndog]

Does anybody know when we cam expect a decision of the appeal? I really do not think, that the ban will stand if the appeal is being handled probably by the lawyers, but maybe i'm too optimistic. Still hope he see's the seriousness of his actions no mather what the outcome would be.

Me too, however i don't think his post match comments reflect this??

[Philip FC Kopenhagen]

Me too, however i don't think his post match comments reflect this??

Obviously not, but he might have thought at that point that there weren't any usable camera angles so he might escape a ban. But I agree, it doesn't lool that way unfortunately.

[G]

Does anybody know when we cam expect a decision of the appeal? I really do not think, that the ban will stand if the appeal is being handled probably by the lawyers, but maybe i'm too optimistic. Still hope he see's the seriousness of his actions no mather what the outcome would be.

He has 3 days to appeal so it'll be next week before a hearing is arranged I'd expect.