Luis Suárez

[Norbs]

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[dom9]

Let's be fair, even the most slender of us likely looks a tad bloated at this particular moment in time

I currently look a lot like Bod.

[Chazza]

Thin fat cunt.

I look like a bald Rick Waller.

[kingfunk]

Am pretty sure kingcluster**** needs some toning up.

Hahaha I don't. I love taking the piss on here. Great craic!

[kingfunk]

Luis Suárez

Well maybe the word sexist. It was yonks ago though I can't find it right now. Something along the lines of telling me to do my own laundry after id moaned about some domestic argument at home. I came back with something along the lines that I'd been a single parent for year and had done plenty of laundry. It wasn't a heated discussion

take everything I say with a bucket of salt

[Gibbo]

Podgey Danny Dyer here

[Scratch]

I'm just an Adrian Lewis doppelganger.

[Chazza]

Podgey Danny Dyer here

Malcolm Smith

[Chazza]

I'm just an Adrian Lewis doppelganger.

Jackpot

[danperkins]

Woah !!

Don't lump me in the sexist crowd.............

[marcus50bucks]

Luis Suarez's Liverpool release clause is a staggering £100million - or £130million for a Premier League club

Dec 25, 2013 22:30 By Alan Nixon

Spanish giants Real Madrid - the only likely movers for Suarez in the next few years - would have to top the sum they paid for Gareth Bale

Luis Suarez has two staggering price tag clauses in his new £10million-a-year Liverpool contract.

Super striker Suarez will cost a world record £100m if a foreign club comes in for him.

And the fee is an even bigger £130m if a Premier League rival tries to tempt him from the Kop.

Those two numbers should price Suarez out of a move from Anfield or even stop a repeat of the transfer talk last summer.

Top scorer Suarez had a £40m price tag in his previous deal although that did not prove any use when Arsenal came calling - and offered £1 more.

Suarez and his advisers wanted a ‘sale’ fee inserted in his new bumper five-year contract but the numbers are so high that they virtually take him off the market.

Spanish giants Real Madrid - the only likely movers for Suarez in the next few years - would have to top the sum they paid for Gareth Bale.

That transfer could happen down the line, but if it does Liverpool will collect even more than Tottenham did.

But the two-tier valuation means that Suarez is unlikely to ever be sold to an English club directly from Liverpool.

That is a weight off the minds of the fans who have backed Suarez despite his problems earlier in the year.

The figures make sound financial sense to all parties and - along with his pay hike - it is a package that has everyone happy.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/luis-suarezs-liverpool-release-clause-2958816

[MrMichael]

If that all is true, what great work by everyone at the club and a big two fingers to Arsenal especially. Though we should have made the Prem clause £130,000,001

[Shaggy]

Aspas left out again.

[Phoenix07]

Has Coates just vanished off the face of the earth? He's usually in these pictures.

Luis Alberto with his dodgy Joe Allen impression, and Coutinho thinks he's the Brazil's answer to Elvis Presley.

[Chris]

His creativity was amazing today and he comes off the pitch with the booking after Kompany and Lescott were allowed to kick and pull him all over the pitch. Ridiculous.