Luis Suárez

[Yozza]

Thanks for posting Shaggy - enjoyed reading that

Incredible trying to understand what makes him tick - not sure if anyone will ever really understand him though

He's ours for now - so I'm going to enjoy every second of this amazing, committed, crazy genius in a Red shirt while it lasts

[ashey]

That was a brilliant read. Incredibly well written. I was welling up when it got to the part about his then childhood sweetheart leaving for Europe!

[RedReet]

I wonder how much it cost trying to track down this referee?

[Shaggy]

Laura #Garracharrua @LBCeleste
Belza said that Liverpool doctors feel Luis treatment is perfect and he is doing well ... Via @Sport890

[marcus50bucks]

Who is Laura

[Shaggy]

A Uruguayan Suarez superfan who monitors all the Uruguayan press etc.

[marcus50bucks]

Cool

[EwarWoo]

Is it the same one who was saying the pres were mis-interpretting him and he wanted to stay last summer?

[Shaggy]

No idea but clearly that last tweet is just her relaying news from a Uruguayan source.

[EwarWoo]

I would go back and look but **** scrolling through a 500 page thread.

[Pablo]

**** you Stephen Hawking, FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!

Professor Stephen Hawking brands Luis Suarez a ''ballerina'' in cheeky swipe ahead of the World Cup

The world-renowned professor has tried to figure out how the Three Lions can be successful this summer while taking a dig at Liverpool's 31-goal striker

Legendary physicist Professor Stephen Hawking has aimed a cheeky dig at Uruguay and Liverpool striker Luis Suarez, after producing a formula to help England claim success in Brazil this summer

The scientist has spent a month analysing data from every tournament since 1966 to try and figure out how England can claim a second World Cup.

And the bad news is that he believes the heat, altitude and travelling distance could all scupper the chances of Roy Hodgson's side this summer.

However, if the Three Lions get a European referee for their group match with Uruguay, then Professor Hawking believes England's chances of a positive result will be improved - because they'll be less sympathetic to the on-field dramatics of Liverpool's "ballerina".

"The data shows we also need to hope for a European referee. European referees are more sympathetic to the English game and less sympathetic to ballerinas like [Luis] Suarez."

Suarez faces a race against time to be fit to take on England, having undergone knee surgery just last week.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...suarez-3616710

[Yozza]

World Cup 2014: Suarez says he will be fit - Glen Johnson

England defender Glen Johnson says Liverpool team-mate and Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has told him he will be fit for the World Cup game between their two countries on 19 June.

Suarez, 27, is a doubt for the Group D match after undergoing a knee operation last Thursday, with his recovery expected to take 15 days to four weeks.

"I spoke to him in the week," said 29-year-old right-back Johnson.

"He doesn't think that it is that bad so he thinks he will be OK."

Suarez was the Premier League's leading scorer with 31 goals this season, despite missing the opening five matches through suspension.

He also won the Professional Footballers' Association and Football Writers' Association player of the year awards this season.

"On a personal level I don't want to see him injured," added Johnson.

"He is a good lad and I get on well with him and, of course, I don't want him to be injured.

"But we just have to focus on ourselves and let everybody else worry about the other teams."

[Shaggy]

But he's a racist, Glen must be lying!!!!!!!11

[Yozza]

**** you Stephen Hawking, FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!

[McDermotX]

Hahaha........I suspect Stephen Hawking spent significantly less time than a month, if any at all, researching England's chances of winning the World Cup.

Besides, I thought I heard that Brazil have a 48.5% of winning, with Argentina next, followed by Germany according to data available. England probably have about a Mike Bassett chance.