Daniel Sturridge

[Fosterbloke]

Will it be chip or through your knees?
Will it be thriker or calm as you please?

When armed with courage,
You know our boy Sturridge,
he'll score right past you all!

He's gonna score a goal,
3 points we'll take them all.

He's gonna score a goal,
Your defence is swiss cheese!

Sung to the tune of Que Sera Sera

[fidget]

Will it be chip or through your knees?
Will it be thriker or calm as you please?

When armed with courage,
You know our boy Sturridge,
he'll score right past you all!

He's gonna score a goal,
3 points we'll take them all.

He's gonna score a goal,
Your defence is swiss cheese!

Sung to the tune of Que Sera Sera

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see

[Red_Polo]

FLMAO

[Assassin]

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see

I hope its Chips, its Chips......

[Kenneth]

Will it be chip or through your knees?
Will it be thriker or calm as you please?

When armed with courage,
You know our boy Sturridge,
he'll score right past you all!

He's gonna score a goal,
3 points we'll take them all.

He's gonna score a goal,
Your defence is swiss cheese!

Sung to the tune of Que Sera Sera

There's obviously some thought gone into that, which makes it even worse.

[Fosterbloke]

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see

I actually tried to find that on YouTube as I couldn't remember the original song!!

That's probably the best song I've ever written!

[Vermilion]

Tbh, i think that if someone writes a song for a player, it's only right that they sing it while recording themselves, then upload it to Est so we can truly judge.

[RedReet]

Tbh, i think that if someone writes a song for a player, it's only right that they sing it while recording themselves, then upload it to Est so we can truly judge.

Until then, clap, clap etc. Sturridge will have to do.

Extremely boring, but if it's good enough for the King...

[Norbs]

Time to hide in shame methinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYOw...ature=youtu.be

[Vermilion]

Time to hide in shame methinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYOw...ature=youtu.be

Great lyrics.

I knew there were x-factor wannabees on here.

[Vermilion]

Can't wait to hear foresterbloke with his chips for tea and stuff.

[Fosterbloke]

Can't wait to hear foresterbloke with his chips for tea and stuff.

I'll have a go tomorrow then and upload to YouTube.

[Norbs]

Hope you don't sound like Ashley Peacock too

[Vermilion]

I'll have a go tomorrow then and upload to YouTube.

tbh i was only joking, but Norbs has thrown down the gauntlet.

But while we're on the subject, i think it would also be cool if everyone that's wrote a song also send me their bank details too, just to make sure they are in order, not song related i know, but still, i'm all for taking advantage of something that seems to be working for me.

[baitman]

Time to hide in shame methinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYOw...ature=youtu.be

is that a massive nipple on your desk top.