Daniel Sturridge

[Slinky Skills]

Not watched em in years; just looked on amazon- hard to get a decent DVD.


Bodge has ruined studge. All part of his jowly masterplan. ****.

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[Alex]

Hardly missed a game last season, and now he is relied on he falls apart.

Fell for the lad, but I don't know that he is prone to it.

[Slinky Skills]

Oh **** off.

I've just heard the news. What his he made of ****ing candy floss? Worst season ever this man.

****ing typical.

It's going to get considerably worse I hate to tell you.

[RoadEnd]

He's ****ing Degen, Aurelio, Kewell and Hegem all rolled into one.

[Slinky Skills]

He's ****ing Degen, Aurelio, Kewell and Hegem all rolled into one.

I'm inclined to agree.

As much as we're all concerned I can imagine he himself is having serious doubts about his career right now.

This is his third breakdown this year, factor in all the other periods where he's had lengthy absences and it doesn't bode well for him.

[RoadEnd]

I remember a season under Houllier when our strike force was Owen, Fowler, Heskey, Titi Camara and Erik Meijer. At one point, Owen, Fowler and Heskey were injured and Camara was suspended leaving us with Erik Meijer who despite having more passion than Balotelli, had the same goal scoring record.

[Slinky Skills]

I remember a season under Houllier when our strike force was Owen, Fowler, Heskey, Titi Camara and Erik Meijer. At one point, Owen, Fowler and Heskey were injured and Camara was suspended leaving us with Erik Meijer who despite having more passion than Balotelli, had the same goal scoring record.

That strikeforce is better than the one we currently have.

[Daniel 7]

I feel a bit sad about this. Sturridge coming back was supposed to bring entertainment back to football, now its just going to be more of the same watching that donkey Balotelli and ****ting it every time the ball goes anywhere near a defender or the keeper.

[PTP]

I remember a season under Houllier when our strike force was Owen, Fowler, Heskey, Titi Camara and Erik Meijer. At one point, Owen, Fowler and Heskey were injured and Camara was suspended leaving us with Erik Meijer who despite having more passion than Balotelli, had the same goal scoring record.

Was that the year when Owen fowler and heskey were all out and only striker was camara. And we had arsenal away, titi's dad passed away the day before or day of the game. But camara said he wanted to play as we needed him, he scored and we won 1-0

Legend

Sturridge....he's crocked.....rumour round here about two months or so ago saying he's finished...I ignored it and didn't want to post it here as it was hearsay down the pub, but it does make u worry....always seemed to pick up knocks and now he's just crocked

[The_weatherman]

Wow, just wow. Three injuries on the run without setting a foot on the pitch.

[Daniel 7]

Watch this - it'll cheer you up.

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[Daniel 7]

Was that the year when Owen fowler and heskey were all out and only striker was camara. And we had arsenal away, titi's dad passed away the day before or day of the game. But camara said he wanted to play as we needed him, he scored and we won 1-0

Legend

Sturridge....he's crocked.....rumour round here about two months or so ago saying he's finished...I ignored it and didn't want to post it here as it was hearsay down the pub, but it does make u worry....always seemed to pick up knocks and now he's just crocked

Titi's Dad died before a home game v West Ham, 1999. Same season though

[Roboklopp]

Wile E. Coyote Bear Trap - YouTube

At least that's cheering me up a bit.


FFS.

[captainfog]

Hardly missed a game last season, and now he is relied on he falls apart.

Fell for the lad, but I don't know that he is prone to it.

9 games last season?

[meffin]

Worst possible news. What the **** is happening to him!?