Philippe Coutinho

[Gibbo]

He can joint that other Vole Dembele at Barca.

Maybe it's because in Spain he knows a bloke who can cover sloth from the Goonies up on his arm.*

*If he comes back and knuckles down I take it all back, I am fickle as they come.

[Bender]

SNAKE
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[Chris]

Gonna be weird seeing him play for us and not liking one of our own! He's a little cunt who was happy to potentially wreck everything we worked for last season! I want him out but not now and not to them pricks!

[Norbs]

Really spiteful of him to go on strike 6 months after being rewarded with a massive pay rise. Selfish runt

[Bender]

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[danperkins]

Toadtinho... really has done everything to get out at all costs.

[rodo]

[Liverpool]

booked in for a medical tomorrow at spire to check for a spine

[Shaggy]

Agent Neymar doing the Lord's work

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[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Echoing what others have said, what a spineless man he really is, the lads worked so hard last season to achieve 4th place. He was game for jacking it all in to get his own way, especially with Lallana out he knew full well his importance to us. Klopp went as far as publicly stating his movement from the wing into a central role and purchased his first signing to accommodate the move!

[Abro100]

To be fair to Coutinho if you don't want to be where you work you don't want to be there. Depression, stress and anxiety are all real conditions. Work related stress could be a factor and if he doesn't want to play for us and this Barcelona situation is going on it is more than likely he is struggling to turn up for a game. It's totally acceptable that he can play for Brazil rather than us as it requires a totally different mind set than playing for Liverpool.

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[Shaggy]

Also the bull**** stories about his ailments could quite easily have been the club's idea, in fact they probably were. Would be no surprise if Klopp didn't want him anywhere near the side while all this has been going on. The club is certainly in on it - it's not like they've been duped by him pulling sickies is it.

[Abro100]

I agree. If he stays and plays I will be happy if not I won't be disappointed. At the end of the day as a human you have to do what makes you happy. I would quit a job if it made me unhappy so I hold no grudges

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[Fosterbloke]

Also the bull**** stories about his ailments could quite easily have been the club's idea, in fact they probably were. Would be no surprise if Klopp didn't want him anywhere near the side while all this has been going on. The club is certainly in on it - it's not like they've been duped by him pulling sickies is it.

I thought this was obvious?

[Shaggy]

Well kinda, but he's getting it in the neck for the faking/going on strike stuff, including from me ....but I don't think he's really 'gone on strike'. More like been put on leave or whatever.