Only managed to get myself a season ticket!

[Captain Stu]

Absolutely frigging made up! I've been going to the match with my Dad since I was 7 but this will be my first full season with him. One of the fellas he's gone to Anfield with for 35+ years has recently semi-retired and move from Liverpool to the Lake District and he's having big problems getting down every game and deciding to bow out and my Dad put my name forward and so I'm buying it off him.

*wanks self into a coma*

[Gingawaria]

Absolutely frigging made up! I've been going to the match with my Dad since I was 7 but this will be my first full season with him. One of the fellas he's gone to Anfield with for 35+ years has recently semi-retired and move from Liverpool to the Lake District and he's having big problems getting down every game and deciding to bow out and my Dad put my name forward and so I'm buying it off him.

*wanks self into a coma*

That's brilliant mate...congrats!

[Captain Stu]

That's brilliant mate...congrats!

Ta, pretty happy myself seeing as I'm only position 14,034 on the official waiting list.

Came very close to getting one (well, two actually...) last summer but he ended up selling them to someone else. There's this one guy who has about 10 tickets or something and they're all "rented" as it were to the people who sit around him and there's a big waiting list of people who are ready to swoop if someone drops out.

[Tee]

Nice one mate! Should be a great watch next season!

[Captain Stu]

Nice one mate! Should be a great watch next season!

I'm looking forward to it, we've finished the season in much better form so hopefully that can continue into next season.

[Daniel 7]

I want one. I want two actually.

[Captain Stu]

I want one. I want two actually.

It pays to know people, the waiting list is like waiting for the rapture.

[SB]

Congrats Stu. When I'm next over is there a good chance I can go instead of you? 👍😉

[Captain Stu]

Congrats Stu. When I'm next over is there a good chance I can go instead of you? 👍😉

Hmmm, let me think about that...

No.

[SB]

Hmmm, let me think about that...

No.

Then your no longer the captain. Just plain old Stu

[Captain Stu]

Then your no longer the captain. Just plain old Stu

Plain? Yes.
Old? Yes.
Stu? Yes.

BUT I'M STILL A CAPTAIN!!

[SB]

Plain? Yes.
Old? Yes.
Stu? Yes.

BUT I'M STILL A CAPTAIN!!

i don't think so Stu

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...


More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/s...b_squarepants/

[Captain Stu]

i don't think so Stu

Lick my gooch.

[paulc]

at fulham they do spot checks at the gates where you have to produce id that matches the name on the card. do they ever do that at anfield?

[Kenneth]

Watching your footy team with your dad. It's man utopia.