Only managed to get myself a season ticket!

[Captain Stu]

at fulham they do spot checks at the gates where you have to produce id that matches the name on the card. do they ever do that at anfield?

I've never seen that in my entire life... and neither have any of the guys. Seriously, this fella has about 10 tickets so a lot of the people sitting around him would all be in trouble if that ever happened.

The reason people do it is because there's no succession on the tickets. When my Dad stops going to the match, I should be able to have his ticket transferred to me so it can stay in the family.

Watching your footy team with your dad. It's man utopia.

**** yeah, standing up with my Dad calling a bunch of overpaid cunts horrible names.

[RoadEnd]

My aunt has a season ticket in the name of a bloke who died 10 years ago. She's never been checked. Just changed the address of the holder.

[Captain Stu]

My aunt has a season ticket in the name of a bloke who died 10 years ago. She's never been checked. Just changed the address of the holder.

It's sad that people have to go to such lengths really. Maybe some non-ticket holders wouldn't agree but I think if you're a long-term ticket holder you should have a say in where your ticket goes after you. Even if they charged £50 for it, I'd pay to keep my Dad's season ticket but transfer it to my name and address.

[RoadEnd]

Telephone call
Telling me
My old friend Graham had died
I took a ride
Down to where I
Could be of assistance
I said to his wife
Don’t give in
To grieving cliche and turn
His side of the room
Into a shrine
It just doesn’t work
My arm round her shoulder
Gently I told her
Dead men don’t need season tickets
Now that he’s gone
You’re gonna need
A helping hand with the lawn
Various chores
Not least of all
Those funeral arrangements
If I were you
I’d get myself
Away from all that relates
Week in The Lakes
Reasonable rates
Early September
Now I’m no hotelier
Just thought I’d tell yer
Dead men don’t need season tickets
Maybe I’m forward
Maybe I’m morbid
Dead men don’t need season tickets
Dead men don’t need season tickets
In a mortuary
In the mortuary
In the mortuary
In the mortuary

[RoadEnd]

After being on the waiting list for 14 years, I'm now number 35 so will hopefully be getting the call next month.

Nice padded seat with cup holders and plenty of leg room near the half way line will do

[Captain Stu]

After being on the waiting list for 14 years, I'm now number 35 so will hopefully be getting the call next month.

Nice padded seat with cup holders and plenty of leg room near the half way line will do

#35?! ****ing hell, talk about playing the long game.

I think I've come down about 800 places in the last 12 months or something. My big plan was always that I'd get a season ticket when we moved to the new stadium but that's about as likely as Kelly Brook demanding that she sit on my face.

[Fosterbloke]

After being on the waiting list for 14 years, I'm now number 35 so will hopefully be getting the call next month.

Nice padded seat with cup holders and plenty of leg room near the half way line will do

Don't forget your prawn sandwiches!

[Cormack74]

at fulham they do spot checks at the gates where you have to produce id that matches the name on the card. do they ever do that at anfield?

Blimey I would have thought they'd be pleased that people actually wanted to turn up and watch Fulham and it can't be that there's a shortage of season tickets. I'm listening to a radio advert for them as I type.

[baitman]

My big plan was always that I'd get a season ticket when we moved to the new stadium but that's about as likely as Kelly Brook demanding that she sit on my face.

i will pm you when she is leaving my gaff

[RoadEnd]

i will pm you when she is leaving my gaff

Bloody hell - she goes to yours after mine I''ll be having words.