Reserves / Youth Team thread 2013/14

[Venton]

Your commentary is getting more & more colourful/ eloquent so I'm supposing the bottle of Red is nearly empty?

Actually the Qi Gong does seem to lower my defences a bit. I'm going to sober up by eating a block of cheese.

[Venton]

Very nice play out of defence by us, playing it across the field, switching play well and keeping everything on the move. This lot look really good.

[Venton]

Robby Parry for Wolves looks a decent player, tickling his away around the box but we defend well, barriers up everywhere, eventually a misplaced pass gives us a throw.

[Venton]

Wolves keeper shoes the ball in a dreadful clearance with a wild haymaking kick reminiscent of a man trying to get a giant dog turd off his welllington boot when he can't find a stick. We make nothing of it though and Wolves regain possession.

[Venton]

Peterson accelerates again but Ayorfur beats him for strength to clear.

[Venton]

Brannigan nearly makes it five after Wolves fail to clear in the area. Inches wide of the left post from inside the area.
Lussey off Chirivella on for his Anfield debut. Let's hope the occasion doesn't overwhelm him.

[Venton]

Snap shot by the Wolves' Slovakian Costner floats away up into the stands.

[Venton]

Parry for Wolves beats his man well to deliver a dangerous cross but the Wolves attack is pretty **** so no-one on the end of it.

[Venton]

Brannigan bossing midfield now, very assured.

[Venton]

Apparently the Anfield pa has been left on with a cd playing in the second half. It's a dull run of play so worth reporting. No-one knows what is being played.

[Venton]

Cranston with a last ditch challenge for Wolves to clear a decent chance for a goal.

[Venton]

Bidjev off, Jerome Sinclair on for his debut at under 21s.

[Venton]

So Sinclair played for the first time before he played for the under-21s. There's a pub quiz question in years to come. If there are still pubs. And quizzes too, as they'll probably all be destroyed by google on mobile devices.

[Venton]

Tell you what, we lost the ball in defence to Parry and the midfield clambered back to defend. 4-0 up and 10 minutes to go and they all made the effort. Who says that modern yoof is congenitally lazy?

[Venton]

Mrs Venton has just called to tell me to put her chicken in the oven. As she's on her way home I'm going to presume this is not a delightful middle-aged euphemism and see if she has anything in the fridge. Which is also not a euphemism.