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    It a factually correct description of him.

    Sometimes I call him fat pubis because it rhymes with pulis and whilst also being factually correct it is probably marginally more insulting.
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      ****ing love if he got sacked again in the summer

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        Dom's morale police will be here soon, heads down boys, don't look him in the eyes.
        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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          Originally posted by foresterbloke View Post
          I'm going to **** my pants if Southampton get a draw against City. It would pretty much be down to goal difference then assuming we only draw against City and beat everyone else.
          Originally posted by Tee View Post
          I am going to come in my pants if Southampton nick something out of the game!
          Originally posted by Phoenix07 View Post
          I'm going to **** and cum in my pants if Southampton nick something.

          And if we drop points against West Ham, well...I'll have to see...
          Originally posted by Pablo1981 View Post
          I'll probably, ****, ejaculate, piss myself, vomit and bleed out of my ears if Southampton get a corner
          Originally posted by ronanm View Post
          I will explode to the level of sperm whale output if Southampton make one more successful pass after kicking off.


          I'm already spoofing and shi**ing in my pants just thinking about it!!!

          Soton are definitely going to take some points off these monkeys. I am absolutely convinced of it.
          Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


          Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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            bit racist slinks
            i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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              Not sure about all this spunking and pooing if people drip points.

              I reckon I'll just be immensely pleased about it.

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                Originally posted by G View Post
                Not sure about all this spunking and pooing if people drip points.

                I reckon I'll just be immensely pleased about it.
                Come on, you'll at least do a wet fart right? Right?

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                  Originally posted by g View Post
                  not sure about all this spunking and pooing if people drip points.

                  I reckon i'll just be immensely pleased about it.:d

                  :hmm:
                  Football without Origi is nothing

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                    Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                    Dom's morale police will be here soon, heads down boys, don't look him in the eyes.
                    It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

                    That said, I'm not sure that my squad of inquisitors are the best to boost morale. We can but try.

                    So let's have a go...

                    Let's not let our heads go down as the Commodore suggests, let's keep our chins up, eh?
                    Oh I don't know.

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                      tally ho
                      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                        Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                        Dom's morale police will be here soon, heads down boys, don't look him in the eyes.
                        I like the idea of a morale police, would they come round and tell us jokes to cheer us up?

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                          Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                          It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

                          That said, I'm not sure that my squad of inquisitors are the best to boost morale. We can but try.

                          So let's have a go...

                          Let's not let our heads go down as the Commodore suggests, let's keep our chins up, eh?
                          Should help with the dripping.
                          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                            Originally posted by captainfog View Post


                            Another juvenile name to piss Poe Faced Dom off with

                            He sets his teams up like pulis and he's getting fat

                            You're just a fat Tony Pulis, a fat Tony puuuuulis, you're just a fat Tony pulis
                            Ah I see.

                            Carry on Fogglesworth.

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                              I guess too much spunking can lead to dripping points depending on where it lands.

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                                Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                                All kick offs delayed by 7 minutes to mark Hillsborough's 25th anniversary.
                                For the whole of April though?

                                They were like that last week weren't they? Or was that just our game?
                                I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                                There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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